ELLLOOOOOoo

I am snoring Rhino junior - Brad for short, you may have heard of my trip to Le-mans from my father...

By far the best racing weekend I have been to,  a big thanks to the ACO, the Bentley Boys and Audi UK for putting on a wicked show,  not to mention my Dad for sorting out the arrangements and the insurance etc etc........he is still under the illusion that i am going to pay him back  

Thankyou also to Susy,  one of my colleagues who leant me the biggest water pistol i have ever seen, which nearly got me a black eye, and a night in custody with a french policeman......  

So now we look to next year - we learnt that you cannot fit a fridge in an MGF this year - a bad thing given the heat - i think we need to recruit someone with a van for next year......

Also,  if any of you are in a position to influence exchange rates, making the euro worthless would be good - please......

sure I'll see you all at some point........

Laters
Brad  zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

The van is the only way to go man. Don't bother with a fridge though dude, take a freezer and a 3kw genny. Talk to the local boozer as well and get them to lend you gas, cooler and pumps for keg stella. te euro is so crap that there is no point buying small bottles in france anymore, come with the real stuff....and you can get it on sale or return ( what return I hear the screams!!!).
Freezer will keep any dead friends plenty fresh for the return journey rather than having to dig a shallow grave.
you could also get the MGF on the back if you can get hold a big trailer too, best of both worlds.
We are negotiating the purchase of an ice cream van too, what the hell for i have no idea, but it seemed funny at the time. Watch thiis space!!!
Rusty

This Ice Cream van - ............ which racing colours will it be wearing?

Rusty, is the shallow grave the same one as I hear you have buried your genny in? or is this just hear say. ( f**k me that's a good name for a group). We met for a short time in the Shampoo bar,great to meet the legand Rusty.
Catch u later.
Brian.

The grave worked very well indeed, and as much as we like to make a lot of noise, we still try to respect others in the process.
We have started discussing the ice cream van theme. I like the idea of the gulf colours, but that is quite overdone.
The boys in the chequered Granada (check mates) that rescued Chop, Rex and Wooly from Arnage after they were abandoned shone strong too.
I can guarantee that if the project does get off the ground and properly sorted that it will be very distinctive to say the least. The child catcher from Chitty Chitty Bang Bang did come into the conversation at some point and brought much sick amusement.
Maybe we'll have a suggestion box later at some point.
Just think of all the alco-pops, slushies and jellies that we can make though, I'm drooling at the thought already.
And all free today children.
Rusty

I think the flying pig porsche paint scheme might find itself somewhere near the top of the list too, albeit with an added theme.
Nothing like a bit of retro ( it's very fashionable these days I'm told)
Rusty

mgmark
That gulf caravan has been down at Lemons for many a year.
Like the Aston with A5TON plates that's seen on the Tuesday night P-Caen crossing.

Brian
It's not hearsay, it was there complete with makeshift tombstone.
At one point I think a Ducati was about to be buried next to it. But after some nipple adjustment it was ressurected.


Rusty
How about the Mazda orange and green colour scheam.
That's not been overused.
Mutual respect for fellow campers works well, but there were a terrible bunch of hooligan bikers in my campsite. I'll have to complain about the noise next year.
It just wasn't loud enough.

Mark
Two Thousand And Three Lemons Gang

Rusty,
my mind wandered towards the pink butchers Porsche to, maybe with the pig bit substituted by human body parts.
As for the jingle....well, the opening sequence to Tubular Bells (The Excorcist bit) would be rather fitting.
H