End to an era of speculation & scandel

[Bob U]

More upset about the untimely death of Farrah Fawcett.

She wasn't so squeaky clean either.

Jacko had Bubbles the chimp.

FF had Rhino Neal

[Evil Genius Zarse]

Apparently he cancelled his UK tour after he realised that 2 grand for a 10 year old was a national car scrapping scheme………..
 
and....

Reports the he wanted to be cremated and his ashes spread on jordie chandlers breakfast, so he can go through his arse one more time have been refuted

[Bob U]

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[Dangermouse]

The Hospital don't know what to do with his body, apparently plastic recycling day isn't until next Wednesday

[Truck]

There is a rumour going round that his death is drug related.  Apparently there were Class A drugs in the living room, Class B drugs in the bathroom, and Class C in the bedroom

[Queen Vic of the Melans]

Police suspect a smooth criminal was responsible.  He was not alone.  There was apparently a man in the mirror who was very dangerous and wanted to be startin’ something even though MJ told him to beat it and heard to say leave me alone.  Nobody knows if the suspect was black or white

[Lee Self]

You guys are brutal, keep 'em coming!!   

-Lee

[hgb]

It might not have been a heart attack, they found a tripped over pushchair.

A police spokesman however said that it is too early to blame it on the buggy.

[amazing 1]

well f**k him, the dirty kiddy fiddling c**t 

Well said Andy.
That freak does not deserve any tributes he recieved last night.
Have they forgot he's a f**k*ng pedophile ?!

[nickliv]

McDonalds have launched a tribute burger - the McJacko

50 year old meat in 10 year old buns

[Stu]

http://www.b3ta.com/challenge/michaeljackson/popular/

[Lee Self]

So when Farrah Fawcett got to the gates of heaven St. Peter greeted her.

he asked if she had any last requests before she entered paradise.

She responded "I just want the children of the world to be safe"

So he killed Micheal Jackson

[nickliv]

apparently him being dead isn't going to affect his planned comeback. - He'll be able to reprise Thriller in a couple of months

[Brad Zarse]

well f**k him, the dirty kiddy fiddling c**t 

Well said Andy.
That freak does not deserve any tributes he recieved last night.
Have they forgot he's a f**king pedophile ?!

Tried in a proper court of law, before a Jury, and found NOT GUILTY.  
Look through what the PRESS wanted you to believe, don't be a slave to the propoganda, and you'll find one of the most uniquely talented individuals who has ever walked (or moonwalked the earth).

Liking him as a person is not required - but if you can find me an adult that doesn't know a single Jacko lyric, then I'll send my missus round as a present.....

I personally feel a great loss, not to humankind necessarily, but to the music industry - he's one of the few remaining "classic" artists, and lets not forget, he is still the holder of the most album sales for a single album some 20 years after release.  I hope he's now in a place where he can make music, without having his every move scrutinised.

RIP MJ.

Having said all that - the jokes are absolutely brilliant

[geoffd]

errrr, can't think of any wacko lyrics off hand