I'll be there next year, by hook or by crook

[BigH]

I seem to be going cold turkey. And it's not nice
This will be my first no show for 23 years, but I've found this, and now I know 'tings will be arrrright...
Have great week everyone.

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[Doris]

Cheers H.  I'm sure those of us that are going will raise a few glasses for you.  Good luck for that ridiculous triathlon you're taking part in.   

Dx

[Barry]

Look forward to seeing you next year H.

[Fran]

I've found this, and now I know 'tings will be arrrright...

Yeah - so long as you only want to get as far as your local dimly lit, sand filled warehouse!!!   

F

[Andy Zarse]

I've no idea what the difference is between a hook and a crook, they seem pretty much the same thing to me. 

Only two Zarses this year and one of them got badly burnt in a bonfire at the Nurburgring (see Burnt Zarse thread) and id currently wearing comedy leg bandages.

Chris and Paul will be back next year, so that's something for you to look forward to all right.

See you next time Harry...

[Steve Pyro]

This would be more appropriate reading Harry, as part of your training regime

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[BigH]

Aaargh...thanks Steve...
I'm told that sharks are 'rarely' a problem, but seals often come alongside for a look. I'm just wondering how, amongst all the thrashing when you see a dark shape approaching, you tell which it is?
Either way, it's bound to be safer that hammering down to LM in a 45 year old banger and then drinking till I can hardly breathe.
Andy, I believe a 'Bernt Haas' played for Sunderland a few years back, I don't know if he did it at the Nurburgring. Maybe he was christened there?
I'm hoping, at the very least, and as some form of compensation, to bring back some cracking toilet stories...
H