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« Reply #45 on: May 29, 2009, 11:26:52 am »

Dottore, look for a 2.07 long guy with a Turn 10 cap at Pinkpop, that will be me. Grin

Might even wear my DfH-polo's and shirts.

If you spot someone with a Daytona or Lowe's Racing cap, that's probably me ...
I might wear some Daytona or Sebring shirts, the Le Mans collection is waiting to get packed  Grin
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« Reply #46 on: May 29, 2009, 12:29:31 pm »

Hey Dottore

It wont be very quiet when we arrive next to you at 07:00 on the Thursday!

Hope youre an early riser or heavy Sleeper!
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« Reply #47 on: May 29, 2009, 12:44:50 pm »

Dottore, look for a 2.07 long guy with a Turn 10 cap at Pinkpop, that will be me. Grin

Might even wear my DfH-polo's and shirts.

If you spot someone with a Daytona or Lowe's Racing cap, that's probably me ...
I might wear some Daytona or Sebring shirts, the Le Mans collection is waiting to get packed  Grin

Have fun at Me First and say hello to Bruce for me! Grin
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« Reply #48 on: May 29, 2009, 12:52:41 pm »

Hey Dottore

It wont be very quiet when we arrive next to you at 07:00 on the Thursday!

Hope youre an early riser or heavy Sleeper!

I'll put some Stella's in the fridge  Grin
Probably be a heavy sleeper after the Wednesday practice session ...
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« Reply #49 on: May 29, 2009, 05:17:06 pm »

Shatting my pants as i still haven't told Mrs S I'm going after promising to take a year off. Van ready, passport and camping gear stashed at safe house, all sorted. Just got to get 'the conversation' over and done with Undecided

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You know you want to  angel

>Martini...LB

Tickets arrived safely at the 'safe house' this morning and are stashed with the camping gear, credit card, wedge of euros and passport. If it all goes pair shaped all I have to do is get out of the house. I've worked out a route which involves climbing down off the kitchen roof, down the back of the shrubs and across the lawn on the blind spot. Only snag is the river at the end of the garden which I will have to swim. Hell or high water I will be there. Hoping to get the green light before then though. I have all the guys teasing me with texts at the moment (which I know she will read at some point this weekend) and have been sulking a lot, she will soon realize that its because of the LM ban I'm so miserable lately. She'll soon cave in Grin

2 weeks today and i will be pissed- this will all be a distant memory Wink

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« Reply #50 on: May 29, 2009, 05:24:57 pm »

You do make me laugh Dr S!!!   Grin
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« Reply #51 on: May 29, 2009, 05:31:29 pm »

You do make me laugh Dr S!!!   Grin

I agree, its like a modern day "great escape".

I'm surprised if Dr S has not got 3 x tunnels going at the same time, and says - I off to see "Tom" "Dick" or "Harry".

I wonder if can ride a motorbike ?
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« Reply #52 on: May 29, 2009, 05:48:34 pm »

Shatting my pants as i still haven't told Mrs S I'm going after promising to take a year off. Van ready, passport and camping gear stashed at safe house, all sorted. Just got to get 'the conversation' over and done with Undecided

Si

Tickets are in the post special delivery, tell her now before she sees them...

You know you want to  angel

>Martini...LB

Tickets arrived safely at the 'safe house' this morning and are stashed with the camping gear, credit card, wedge of euros and passport. If it all goes pair shaped all I have to do is get out of the house. I've worked out a route which involves climbing down off the kitchen roof, down the back of the shrubs and across the lawn on the blind spot. Only snag is the river at the end of the garden which I will have to swim. Hell or high water I will be there. Hoping to get the green light before then though. I have all the guys teasing me with texts at the moment (which I know she will read at some point this weekend) and have been sulking a lot, she will soon realize that its because of the LM ban I'm so miserable lately. She'll soon cave in Grin

2 weeks today and i will be pissed- this will all be a distant memory Wink

Si


Use chloroform when she is asleep in the bedroom and tie her up while she is 'under', gag her and then go to LM... on your return put some ropes downstairs and struggle upstairs saying you have just untied yourself and is she ok, then check if any thing is missing  Wink tell her you thought you were going to die apart Cry  and sob a bit. 

It is either that or tell her now and miss LM anyway because you will be in hospital!

Hide the suitcases so she can't move out... on the other hand, put them where she can see them.

Or, you could say you have to go somewhere for a few days to look at another Saab and hope to be back soon then phone to say the van has broken down so you will not be back until monday night.

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« Reply #53 on: May 29, 2009, 06:03:11 pm »

Use chloroform

I can personally recommend a non-standard dose of Night Nurse... its good for a sly night out on the razzle, but probably wont last a full week at LM.

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« Reply #54 on: May 29, 2009, 06:04:05 pm »

I'm surprised if Dr S has not got 3 x tunnels going at the same time, and says - I off to see "Tom" "Dick" or "Harry".

Walking around the veggie patch shaking earth out of his trouser legs..........   Roll Eyes
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« Reply #55 on: May 29, 2009, 06:10:55 pm »

Use chloroform

I can personally recommend a non-standard dose of Night Nurse... its good for a sly night out on the razzle, but probably wont last a full week at LM.

F

Funny that Fran I am sure you offered me some last year saying it was Jagermeister  Grin

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« Reply #56 on: May 30, 2009, 08:51:24 am »

You do make me laugh Dr S!!!   Grin

I agree, its like a modern day "great escape".

I'm surprised if Dr S has not got 3 x tunnels going at the same time, and says - I off to see "Tom" "Dick" or "Harry".

I wonder if can ride a motorbike ?

The motorbike is still in a million bits in storage and will probably stay that way for a few more years. I have been practising my jumps though!

Here I am freeking out 'da kidz' with their fancy modern mountain bikes at Dalby last weekend on my Klunkered 1935 Schwinn Excelsior X Cool

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« Reply #57 on: May 30, 2009, 09:51:46 am »

Where are the stabalisers?

Si did you see my plans a few posts further up, there must be something you can use.

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« Reply #58 on: May 30, 2009, 10:01:21 am »

Where are the stabalisers?

Si did you see my plans a few posts further up, there must be something you can use.

>Martini...LB

A little extreme Mart even for me!

My plan is going well. Mrs S was observed reading my texts from the guys last night. They are doing well, she's being kind to me which is evidence that there is a heart in there after all. A few more days and its in the bag (or I'm in the river).

Shes out this afternoon so I'm going to have a practice run down over the Kitchen roof Wink

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« Reply #59 on: May 30, 2009, 10:05:33 am »

While she is out do some hooovering in her best party dress, that will make you feel better. Even better if she catches you because you will either have incredible sex or she will throw you out of the house. If it is the first then you ask her, she will not be able to refuse while she gets her breath back, if it is the second you can go anyway!

Just here with a bit of helpful advice.

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