taking the..................

[championaudi]

The Urine test.

This was written by a rig worker in the North Sea   - he makes a lot  of sense!

I work, they pay me.    I pay my taxes and the government distributes  my taxes as it sees fit.   In order to earn that  pay cheque,  I work on a rig for a drilling contractor.   I am required  to pass a random urine test for drugs and  alcohol, with which I have no problem.

What I do have a problem with is the distribution of my taxes to  people who don't have to pass a urine test.

Shouldn't one have to pass a urine test to get a welfare cheque  because I have to pass one to earn it for them?

Please understand that I have no problem with helping people get  back on their feet.    I do on the other hand have a  problem with helping someone sit on their ass drinking beer and  smoking dope.

 Could you imagine how much money the government would save if people  had to pass a urine test to get a welfare cheque?

 



 

[Lawnmower Man]

He doesn't get the point.

If he were to be under the influence of Alcohol or Drugs he may have an accident and that could involve a lot of additional costs to both the Employer and other Tax payers.

Simple really.

t.

[Leftie]

LM,

Are you infering that by drinking on the State benefits, you are reducing accident?

[Lawnmower Man]

Well that was not the point I was trying to make.   But now you mention it.  If those on benefit drink more beer that's less for those that work and thus they are doing the workers a favor since there is less booze for the workers to drink and so they (The Workers) will be safer.

t.

[smokie]

You've cracked it Tom. Beer on prescription for the unemployed!! 

[Steve Pyro]

You've cracked it Tom. Beer on prescription for the unemployed!! 

It works for the Chatsworth Buccaneers!





Tickets this way for the Chatsworth Express
Come and watch pikeys making a mess
Of the lives they were given by him upstairs
And kids they’re convinced aren’t actually theirs

What sound on earth could ever replace
Kids needing money and wives in your face
Cos this, people reckon, and me included,
Is why pubs and drugs were kindly invented

To calm us all down, stop us going mental
These are Chatsworth Estate’s basic essentials
We are worth every penny, we’re grinding your axes
You sit on our head, but you pay the taxes

Imagine a Britain without Chatsworth buccaneers
We’ll come on your face for the price of a beer
Make poverty history, cheaper drugs now
Make poverty history, cheaper drugs now!


c/o Shameless