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« on: March 31, 2009, 07:22:48 pm » |
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Lord Steve
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« Reply #1 on: March 31, 2009, 09:15:29 pm » |
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Now that's a classy piece of engineering!
Can you describe the driver to us?
Let's guess:
About 19
Spotty
Tracksuit bottoms tucked into his socks
Pit bull terrier
Gold chain
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I tested negative for patience.
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alibongo
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« Reply #2 on: March 31, 2009, 11:03:33 pm » |
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What was it a skool project? nice brakes on front but looks like its been made from recycled coke cans  |
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been there done that doing it again !
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mgmark
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« Reply #3 on: March 31, 2009, 11:13:27 pm » |
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Oh what a marvellous creation that is.....and what a fertile source of imagination and creativity revealed to us humble mortals by the rest of that forum. http://www.barryboys.co.uk/phpBB2/viewforum.php?f=1 To think that we have all been getting it so, so very wrong with our various creations of nice normal cars, performance cars and old classics that appear at Le Mans every year. I shall use the Metro 6R4 http://www.barryboys.co.uk/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=31309 as my inspiration for the future and fully expect the likes of Perdu and Gary to follow suit - toute suite, as they say en France..... Laugh, I nearly...... MG Mark |
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"If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast enough." Mario Andretti
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Lorry
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« Reply #4 on: March 31, 2009, 11:41:22 pm » |
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Barryboys is always worth a look especially for Shed of the Month.
I especially liked the Civic with the Captain Scarlet doors, but what was it behind the Nissan 350 - it had a pram hood and suicide doors to the rear.
The Metro is a classic - he's gone to the trouble of making the rear doors open, and it looks like its all stuck on with velcro, so he can pull off the body kit if he's going somewhere posh
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GENTLEMEN - Start your livers
For and on behalf of the Kent Kronenberg Owners Club
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Perdu
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« Reply #5 on: April 01, 2009, 12:08:18 am » |
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one word
stealth
the black thing has obvious stealth overtones
designed (yes it had to be designed, nothing that f-awful could only just HAPPEN) so that as it staggers past speed cameras the Gatso Imps inside, wot usually flashes the lamps, were bound to have paroxysms of U-poo-bot with the unaccustomed laughing reflexes...
In fact awful as it is I expect the Gatso Imps would come out of their high altitude lairs to give it a push o the next one, so they don't have to look at it for any time longer than a millisecond or two.
Hmm, I saw a cardboard box down by the side of Chester Road tonight, and the Metro does give me an idea for Lara.
Where's me gaffer tape?
Black or silver?
decisions decisions
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"Ha ha you can't a fool me, there ain't a no sanity clause!"
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Martini...LB
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« Reply #7 on: April 01, 2009, 07:05:57 pm » |
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I have some likethatMark, without the white bits... nice.
>Martini...
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l'abus d'alcool est dangereux pour la santé , à consommer avec modération
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Kev_mk3
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« Reply #8 on: April 01, 2009, 07:40:56 pm » |
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vauxhall calibra steering wheel and a cosworth engine? might explain the AP racing 4pot front brakes
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Perdu
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« Reply #9 on: April 01, 2009, 08:50:58 pm » |
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Kev
NOTHING explains that black thing in any dimension
Mark, no thanks for the chequer tape, but
do you happen to have any strips of Dockerblaze anywhere round your business premises, I could use its well known adhesive qualitteees for my box adaptations
Also it is nice and waterproof.
And a far nicer colour than the rushed, faded rattlecan efect round the door that I sorta detected on the masterclass motah!
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"Ha ha you can't a fool me, there ain't a no sanity clause!"
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mgmark
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« Reply #10 on: April 01, 2009, 10:15:41 pm » |
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Kev
Mark, no thanks for the chequer tape, but
do you happen to have any strips of Dockerblaze anywhere round your business premises, I could use its well known adhesive qualitteees for my box adaptations
Also it is nice and waterproof.
And a far nicer colour than the rushed, faded rattlecan efect round the door that I sorta detected on the masterclass motah!
Dayglo Orange? Sir, perleeeze, that may well be de rigeur for a USN and RN aircraft, but we tend to go for the time-honoured SAR Yellow, either that or it's the traditional grey and green..... MG Mark |
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"If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast enough." Mario Andretti
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Andy Zarse
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« Reply #11 on: April 01, 2009, 10:42:27 pm » |
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That car is utterly beyond parody.  |
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I wouldn't sit there if I were you, it's still a bit wet.
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Lord Pig-Pen
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« Reply #12 on: April 02, 2009, 12:52:37 am » |
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That really is a total bag of sh*t... I thought I drove crap cars. |
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What do you mean dust?.... Thats not dust, this is dust! Ich Habe Honda S2000 and its not mine!
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Steve Pyro
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« Reply #13 on: April 02, 2009, 10:25:36 am » |
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Oh dear!!!!! The SVA testers placed a prohibition order on it Looks like the bonnet was styled by Stevie Wonder. |
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Steve  East Anglian cobras 
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nopanic - neil
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« Reply #14 on: April 02, 2009, 11:00:24 am » |
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Oh dear!!!!! The SVA testers placed a prohibition order on it Looks like the bonnet was styled by Stevie Wonder. Looks like he has already driven it already |
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If you're going through hell, keep going.
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