Fantastic!
Yes he's amazing. I think he's brilliant.
I can just imagine him going into the pub and casually asking the barmaid (as though it is the most normal question in the world); "Rape or piss?" In the same tone as we might ask what ales they have.
Then I wonder about his patience. When that quesiton is met with "WTF?
?" does he lose his patience at that point and just whip out the piss spraying it everywhere, or does he calmly follow the conversation through to the finale before tiredly saying
"So be it. Piss it is then."