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Offline Andy Zarse

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The Gimp Unmasked?
« on: February 26, 2009, 05:51:22 pm »
It's well known that the identity of The Gimp is a mystery, rather like that of The Stig on TG.

However, I wonder if the gentleman in question in this BBC report is in any way connected with the masked fiend?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/gloucestershire/7906639.stm?lss
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Re: The Gimp Unmasked?
« Reply #1 on: February 26, 2009, 06:11:52 pm »
I thought I saw the gimp going on holiday last year, think he had a small problem with is hand luggage!

Is this a new section - instead of where's Wally - Wheres the Gimp?  ;D

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Re: The Gimp Unmasked?
« Reply #2 on: February 26, 2009, 09:09:51 pm »
Fantastic! ;D
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Re: The Gimp Unmasked?
« Reply #3 on: February 26, 2009, 09:25:14 pm »
Fantastic! ;D
Yes he's amazing. I think he's brilliant.

I can just imagine him going into the pub and casually asking the barmaid (as though it is the most normal question in the world); "Rape or piss?" In the same tone as we might ask what ales they have.

Then I wonder about his patience. When that quesiton is met with "WTF?????" does he lose his patience at that point and just whip out the piss spraying it everywhere, or does he calmly follow the conversation through to the finale before tiredly saying
"So be it. Piss it is then."
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Re: The Gimp Unmasked?
« Reply #4 on: February 27, 2009, 11:43:01 am »
why were there 706 books in the loo??
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Re: The Gimp Unmasked?
« Reply #5 on: February 27, 2009, 12:14:43 pm »
I thought I saw the gimp going on holiday last year, think he had a small problem with is hand luggage!

Is this a new section - instead of where's Wally - Wheres the Gimp?  ;D



My Dads mate decided to service his own liferaft in the shed. his wife was going out for the day.

He mused for a while on how to open the casing, and decided that a sharp tug on the rope was in order.

This was at 9 AM. His wife came home at 6 PM, to find him pinned against the back wall of an 8 by 6 shed by the still inflated liferaft.

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Re: The Gimp Unmasked?
« Reply #6 on: February 27, 2009, 01:33:49 pm »
why were there 706 books in the loo??
I was wondering that too!
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Re: The Gimp Unmasked?
« Reply #7 on: February 27, 2009, 02:21:26 pm »
the gimp has been seen crowd surfing!! :o
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