Are you lot done talking about me?
Firstly. The Wedding. It's the best POSSIBLE date. It might screw this year up, but it is 2 clear weeks away for anniversaries in the future.
It is also JUST outside the football season, so I will never get stiched for a playoff final (although the FA cup final might throw a spanner in the works - but I've never thought we'd get anywhere near to winnning that anyway).
So - for me this year will be all about the short term pain, for the long term gain..... trust me, I had to plan it meticulously.
Secondly, I didn't go wrong until I met a group of blokes who like to put an alternative word to bottom at the end of their names, and then yes, it all went wrong.
<takes bow>
Anyway - Congratulations Mr and Mrs Spot. Sorry I can't come down for a planning meeting during the week - but I'll be sure to raise a glass in honour of full stop...... (boom boom