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« Reply #15 on: August 28, 2003, 01:04:01 pm » |
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Careful Andy... a Trojan Horse is quite large and made of wood... despite it's name, you'll be surprised to hear that it's not actually a normal horse... sitting quietly inside it is an army of trojans all tooled up and ready for battle... so poking your wanger up it's @rse may upset them a tad....
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« Reply #16 on: August 28, 2003, 05:23:04 pm » |
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If I find it, should I try to f**ck the horse upside down and risk arrest? Or call in the vet to have it shot?
Take it to France and sell the horse to Carrefour's meat counter.  |
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« Reply #17 on: August 28, 2003, 10:49:11 pm » |
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It's OK, the bugs in your Microsoft software will eat the horse...
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« Reply #18 on: August 30, 2003, 04:56:41 pm » |
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« Reply #19 on: September 01, 2003, 10:14:53 am » |
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Oh my god! It's the remains of BigH's todger  |
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« Reply #20 on: September 01, 2003, 12:23:47 pm » |
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'remains'...! That implies there was originally more of it... isn't' that being a little optimistic?  |
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« Reply #21 on: September 01, 2003, 12:28:09 pm » |
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Can't really comment on that Russ. I was just going on the fact that BigH no longer appears to be attached to it  |
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« Reply #22 on: September 01, 2003, 01:22:09 pm » |
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Perhaps the worm is trying to escape from the Trojan army! I read today that the FBI are intending to arrest an 18 year old for creating the Sobig.F virus... They haven't named the source of this info, they haven't named the 18year old, they haven't named where they are from... so lets face it, they are making it up to give the impression they are in control!! They beleive this person is about to distribute the next variant...Soclever.F |
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« Reply #23 on: September 01, 2003, 01:26:30 pm » |
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Little ba***rds who create these viruses etc. need to be locked away from computers for the rest of their lives  |
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« Reply #25 on: September 01, 2003, 02:14:49 pm » |
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Pay a crim to catch a crim... Not to be confused with a qwim of course... that's something a little different, and even harder to catch... ...mind you, they can also leave you with a nasty virus... |
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« Reply #26 on: September 01, 2003, 02:31:01 pm » |
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Pay a crim to catch a crim...
Not to be confused with a qwim of course... that's something a little different, and even harder to catch...
And sometimes you have to pay one (so I'm told) |
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« Reply #27 on: September 01, 2003, 02:35:04 pm » |
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I think we can coin a new frase then Mr. B.... "Pay a qwim to catch a virus" |
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« Reply #28 on: September 01, 2003, 02:37:50 pm » |
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So the 'Sobig' virus is a condition your old man gets when you catch a virus having paid for a qwim.  Arrhah, all becomes clear now.  |
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« Reply #29 on: September 01, 2003, 02:38:59 pm » |
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Does that mean we should all have a qwim on our computers |
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