being totally unlike youse lot of souses I am simply ticking over with a low intake of mostly cold canned Carlsberg, never more than nine cans per evening of course.
I'd hate to have a consumption problem if the gaffer lets me go to the leafy pastures again next year...
Alcohol? Never touch it ossifer, said to be bad for you dontcha know...
But I do have a fall back position, one small Scottisch Whisky and one small bottle of Wodka available at the back of the tallest larder cupboard.
I reach up, pick them up, then fall back!
Och well, time for another Carlie, night all!
bill