Things people do to escape France

[nopanic - neil]

A real " Buzz Lightyears"

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/7637905.stm

Perhaps Mr Termie could get one of these to get him back and forth to the hospital 

[Mr Termite]

Couldn't afford the fare to get in the air! But what about your cherry-picker? Could that act as a catapult to get me off the ground first? It's all a bit Last of the Summer Wine, isn't it?

Sincerely hope Rouen is no longer on my visiting list. Today's trip was my 21st as driver, plus three as a passenger. That's 6000 miles in 5 weeks! Insane!

Termie should be transferred to Le Grand Luce midday Tuesday.

[Andy Zarse]

That's 6000 miles in 5 weeks! Insane!

Termie should be transferred to Le Grand Luce midday Tuesday.

Thank God for billiard table-smooth French roads!  She'd be in agony if she had to travel on our awful pothole-riddled British roads. 

6000 miles in 5 weeks is twice as much as I used to do in my repping days.  Mind you, I was in a Maestro in those days...