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« on: September 11, 2008, 11:45:58 am »

I'm sure we all have our own opinions of the Hamilton/Raikkonen incident from the GP at Spa.

However, there is a petition that could embaress the FIA which is never a bad thing.....

So get signing: http://www.petitiononline.com/mod_perl/signed.cgi?belgp08
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« Reply #1 on: September 11, 2008, 12:02:42 pm »

If I get hold of got their postal address, I could send them a shoebox full of freshly laid dogs eggs,

Petition signed.
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« Reply #2 on: September 11, 2008, 12:36:45 pm »

Got a Ferrari?

Not quite good enough at driving?

Are other boys faster than you in the wet?

Then you need:

Ferrari International Assistance (FIA)


This exclusive Ferrari only membership club has many benefits. Including:

Anti overtaking assurance
Been overtaken? Feel a bit silly? Don't worry, we'll rule out the other party, even if it's embarrassingly obvious that they're faster than you

Exclusive access to a secret second lane in the pits
Just to make things a little bit easier we've arranged a private second lane just for you

Guaranteed world championship?
Had a crash? Need to win the world championship? Don't worry just limp across the track and take out your nearest championship title contender - we'll do the rest

A bit strapped? Need extra cash?
Simply get one of your team to tell someone else how you make your cars.

Bits falling off your car? Looking a bit dangerous?
At Ferrari International Assistance we operate a 'blind eye' policy just for Ferrari drivers

Been a bit silly? Taken out another driver whilst following the safety car?
It's ok, as long as you didn't hurt yourself. I mean, who are Force India anyway? And how dare they be in front of you

A bit bored? Want some extra action?
With FIA plus you can take part in a number of additional membership activities

Not sure when you might need us next?
Relax. Check out our track record. We're confident that we'll be able to make something up on the spot that will get you out of any pickle that you might find yourself in

Ferrari International Assistance - Making it up as we go along for over 100 years
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« Reply #3 on: September 11, 2008, 12:45:32 pm »

Duly signed.

I wasn't aware until now that the FIA rule book had been written by George Orwell. I missed the part that says 'everyone is equal but some are more equal than others', it must have been in the small print.

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« Reply #4 on: September 11, 2008, 01:53:19 pm »

If I get hold of got their postal address, I could send them a shoebox full of freshly laid dogs eggs,

Petition signed.
FEDERATION INTERNATIONALE DE L'AUTOMOBILE
8, Place de la Concorde
75008 Paris
France
Telephone: +33 1 43 12 44 55
Facsimile: +33 1 43 12 44 66

Shall we have a whip round for the postage? and loads of dog food!

What puzzles me is that motorsport officials are usually pretty decent chaps, although they do tend to get a bit big headed, and of course their word is final.  One habit I have seen is that if they have to make a difficult decision, they will often refer it "up".  So did the Spa stewards speak to Max, or even Bernie, on a "we're not quite sure what to do" basis, only to be told to follow orders.  A drive through penalty is unappealable, so they've dressed it up as that too.

In any event they are wrong.  LH clearly surrendered any advantage, and at the end of the day would have passed KR within the lap.

Petition now at 50,500


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« Reply #5 on: September 11, 2008, 04:23:14 pm »

signed

I dont even like F1 much but anyone racing has enough to do driving the car, beating the opposition and signing autographs

having to fight errant corruption too is beyond the pale

FIA STINK
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« Reply #6 on: September 11, 2008, 09:28:31 pm »

Got a Ferrari?

Not quite good enough at driving?

Are other boys faster than you in the wet?

Then you need:

Ferrari International Assistance (FIA)


This exclusive Ferrari only membership club has many benefits. Including:

Anti overtaking assurance
Been overtaken? Feel a bit silly? Don't worry, we'll rule out the other party, even if it's embarrassingly obvious that they're faster than you

Exclusive access to a secret second lane in the pits
Just to make things a little bit easier we've arranged a private second lane just for you

Guaranteed world championship?
Had a crash? Need to win the world championship? Don't worry just limp across the track and take out your nearest championship title contender - we'll do the rest

A bit strapped? Need extra cash?
Simply get one of your team to tell someone else how you make your cars.

Bits falling off your car? Looking a bit dangerous?
At Ferrari International Assistance we operate a 'blind eye' policy just for Ferrari drivers

Been a bit silly? Taken out another driver whilst following the safety car?
It's ok, as long as you didn't hurt yourself. I mean, who are Force India anyway? And how dare they be in front of you

A bit bored? Want some extra action?
With FIA plus you can take part in a number of additional membership activities

Not sure when you might need us next?
Relax. Check out our track record. We're confident that we'll be able to make something up on the spot that will get you out of any pickle that you might find yourself in

Ferrari International Assistance - Making it up as we go along for over 100 years

Nice one, petition sent to 35 non CA members.

Log in name?!

I thought it meant R U Up!

Should it be Rupe?

or Nordy

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« Reply #7 on: September 17, 2008, 01:44:58 pm »

Signed. Lets hope it helps.
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« Reply #8 on: September 17, 2008, 03:46:39 pm »

Signed and posted on another forum, spread the word.
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« Reply #9 on: September 17, 2008, 10:20:05 pm »

Well here's one if you think cheaters should be punished  Grin

http://www.petitiononline.com/teflon1/petition.html
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« Reply #10 on: September 17, 2008, 10:59:00 pm »

Well here's one if you think cheaters should be punished  Grin

http://www.petitiononline.com/teflon1/petition.html

I think the figures sum it up pretty well Bas.

Hamilton is innocent = 61,500 signatures

Hamilton is guilty = 500 signatures

But then again, who ever though the FIA was democratic!  Wink
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« Reply #11 on: September 18, 2008, 09:50:00 am »

I think you will find the FIA is totally neutral, Mad Max said so Grin Grin
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« Reply #12 on: September 19, 2008, 02:41:31 pm »

I think you will find the FIA is totally neutral, Mad Max said so Grin Grin

Of course they are. Take a look at this month's Sniff Petrol: www.sniffpetrol.com
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« Reply #13 on: September 23, 2008, 04:40:05 pm »

McLaren lose appeal over Hamilton


http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/motorsport/formula_one/7627941.stm


Oh well what did we expect, F1 ( where the F stands for f**k 1)
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« Reply #14 on: September 23, 2008, 05:46:46 pm »

Not quite - the appeal wasn't allowed. Same diff at the end fo the day.
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