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« Reply #90 on: August 22, 2003, 11:43:41 am » |
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What a waste of good Asti! On the advice from my specialist wine merchants, Eastenders of Calais, I am saving this prestigeous bottle for a special occasion. It is a '96 from the noted champagne house of Dom Gala Bingo, Epernay. '96 is considered a vintage year I beleive.
It is laid down in the Commers wine cellar (there are some secret stairs down to it by the battery cover). Like any cellar there are all sorts of things down there, including but not limited to, big spiders, an old bike and a gone hard bag of cement.
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« Reply #91 on: August 22, 2003, 11:51:34 am » |
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Like any cellar there are all sorts of things down there, including but not limited to, big spiders, an old bike and a gone hard bag of cement.
Is there a substantial collection of blue lint there, like that which collects in your belly button? |
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« Reply #92 on: August 22, 2003, 12:04:36 pm » |
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Yes loads of it. Also if you look up, there is a strange large brown stain in the ceiling. This suggest that someone had died in the bed above at some point and was not discovered for several weeks. Maybe he kept picking his belly button before he died and throwing the fluff in the cellar.
I keep finding a lot of finger nail clippings through out the vehicle as well. Strange.
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« Reply #93 on: August 22, 2003, 12:10:31 pm » |
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I keep finding cat hair in places I know the cat has never been, like in the frozen food isle in Tescos - spooky
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« Reply #94 on: August 22, 2003, 12:17:12 pm » |
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Hmmm,
The fingernails could be shrapnel from one of your mates (Chris, the Japanese helicopter pilot) more frantic sessions in the back. Do you really know what he's doing in between making cuppas while you're driving?
Is it me, or is anyone elses computer under full virus attack at the moment. My shields are up and holding but Scotty (aka McAfee) is going apoplectic in the engine room.
I am currently number 428 in the McAfee support line...
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« Reply #95 on: August 22, 2003, 12:21:44 pm » |
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I keep finding cat hair in places I know the cat has never been, like in the frozen food isle in Tescos - spooky
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« Reply #96 on: August 22, 2003, 12:25:25 pm » |
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Is it me, or is anyone elses computer under full virus attack at the moment. My shields are up and holding but Scotty (aka McAfee) is going apoplectic in the engine room.
I am currently number 428 in the McAfee support line...
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« Reply #98 on: August 22, 2003, 02:38:46 pm » |
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I always access this forum from the office - where we have on-line security procedures that would make the MOD look like an unlocked BMW M3 with the keys in and ignition running... so we've not had any problems...
At home however, I have spent the last 2 evenings cleaning up 3 nasty viral infections from over 1000 files, and a ridding a small number of trojan's from my PC...
I'm yet to be satisfied it's 'clean' and was up until 1:30am last night finishing a fresh install of the OS prior to a complete re-build...
Seeing as the box only cost me £20 from a mate (not the same one with the screw driver!) I'm not to worried if it goes in the bin, but it's just all very inconvienient!!!
The lesson here I think is ...Don't have unprotected surf with sites of ill repute!!!
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« Reply #99 on: August 22, 2003, 03:58:32 pm » |
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« Reply #100 on: August 22, 2003, 04:16:35 pm » |
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Is BigH planning on using the Philips on his infection? That sounds the most painful yet!!! Although a Philips would probably be better then a flat head! My PC sits nicely under my desk... covers off for easy access when required... purring away... flashing and winking at me now and again... grinding away 56X faster than a normal PC... ... I'd say I needed to get out more... but I can't get my Knob out of the drive hatch, and the box is a little heavier than would be comfortable swinging between my knees... |
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« Reply #101 on: August 22, 2003, 04:20:11 pm » |
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And there I was, thinking that this thread had gone and got all techie  Nice to see we're back in the realms of fantasy  I wonder if we could fit one of these unprotected PC's into Zarses wine cellar in the Commer? |
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« Reply #102 on: August 22, 2003, 05:07:36 pm » |
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And would it need a CD-Rom drive... or would a 3.5 inch floppy by more suitable??? |
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« Reply #103 on: August 22, 2003, 06:07:11 pm » |
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And there I was, thinking that this thread had gone and got all techie Nice to see we're back in the realms of fantasy I wonder if we could fit one of these unprotected PC's into Zarses wine cellar in the Commer? Never!! The commer would reject it, it's too dangerous. Havent you seen Jeepers Creepers? There would be all manner of hobgoblins, incubus and succubus set loose. We'd be having terrible nightmares and wet dreams throughout the Le Mans week. Anyway it already has one of those old coal powered Welsh religious computers. Its called a Cannon St John Mainwaring Grylls XV. It sits quietly in the corner of the cellar, bubbling and gurgling away and blowing out little puffs of steam, pipes and plumbing clanging. It contemplates the human condition and other ecumenical problems. It's quite well natured but fucck with it at your peril. Bwwahh ha ha, Bwwahh ha ha, Bwwahh hahahahahhahahaha... |
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« Reply #104 on: August 22, 2003, 06:14:37 pm » |
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Good to see the Friday evening drinking has started nice and early!! |
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