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« Reply #60 on: August 18, 2003, 11:10:54 pm »

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you are not alone out there:http://www.carsurvey.org/viewcomments_review_4861.html  Grin

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Yes Gibber, there are one or to about, you'd be surprised.

There was even one Commer camper on the TV news last year, as it was used in a child abduction case which ended in an armed standoff with police, blocking the M4 for some hours. I could scarce believe my eyes when I saw it live on Skynews. The protagonist, who bore a remarkable similarity to a cross between Frank Spencer and E L Whisty, having released the kiddy unharmed, was waving what seemed to be a lime green waterpistol and shouting that no bastard copper was going to take him alive. They told him not to be a silly Commer driver and to put down the gun. Apparently he burst into tears and was led away very distressed.

I don't know what happened to him after that but I bet the Committee ripped up his membership card to the Classic Camper Club double quick.
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« Reply #61 on: August 19, 2003, 12:04:00 am »

Aw come on Andy, a little persistent vegetation never really hurt anyone Cool

I would disagree with the above - one girlfriend became extremely sore after a session with persistant vegetation !
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« Reply #62 on: August 19, 2003, 10:34:22 am »

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I'm developing a new-found admiration for the Commer Shocked  or is it just that I'm losing my grey cells too fast? Grin

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I think that your ex-girlfriend must have been playing with the wrong sort of vegetable Roll Eyes

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« Reply #65 on: August 19, 2003, 11:41:03 am »

And finally, the Court bailed this man, which is quite unbeliievable IMO. What is less unbelievable is that he has now gone on the run and is on the wanted list.
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« Reply #66 on: August 19, 2003, 11:49:18 am »

DAD!!!
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« Reply #67 on: August 19, 2003, 01:23:59 pm »

DAD!!!

Yes I know Son, it's all getting a little wierd Embarrassed
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« Reply #68 on: August 19, 2003, 01:26:35 pm »

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I hope that this is not normal behaviour for Commer drivers  Smiley

BTW what's wrong with cucumber sandwiches?
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« Reply #69 on: August 19, 2003, 06:27:47 pm »

All in a days work I guess. I unfortunately couldn't make the annual rally of the Classic Camper Club at Hereford Race Course the other weekend. I had more pressing engagements like mowing the lawn.

Gibber, given what he does with them to his lady friends, if you eat any veg from Steve let alone a cucumber, then you are a braver man than me .
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« Reply #70 on: August 19, 2003, 11:19:06 pm »

And finally, the Court bailed this man, which is quite unbeliievable IMO. What is less unbelievable is that he has now gone on the run and is on the wanted list.

Why cant we just shoot all these nutters ( Commer Drivers NOT YET included )
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« Reply #71 on: August 20, 2003, 10:05:20 am »

Gibber, given what he does with them to his lady friends, if you eat any veg from Steve let alone a cucumber, then you are a braver man than me .

OK Andy I've got the drift Shocked  Bit slow of me really, but I'm actually a shy retiring sort of chap, who is not given to imagining such misuse of vegetables. Roll Eyes

Reminds me of what mick jagger used to do with Mars bars....................... Grin
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« Reply #72 on: August 20, 2003, 02:07:48 pm »

A friend of mine did something similar with a screw driver once apparently.... his bird wasn't too impressed when he told his mates down the pub about it...don't think he's ever owned a Commer though... so he can't be all bad...  Roll Eyes
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« Reply #73 on: August 20, 2003, 02:17:08 pm »

A screwdiver Russ!!!!!!!!! Shocked

But which end..............and what type?
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« Reply #74 on: August 20, 2003, 03:11:22 pm »


...Philips I think... not sure which end though... knowing my mate... probably tried both!!!

And now that I think about it... I think he said there was a hair brush involved that same weekend!!!... but I'm sure that wouldn't have been the bristle end!!!  Shocked

Perhaps I should re-examine who I call my friends!!! Huh

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