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Queen Vic of the Melans
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« on: June 18, 2008, 03:17:38 pm »

For those of you who didn't hear Hayleys effort

Hayley - "Excuse me... Do you have a small willy?!"

Random - "No I don't thanks!"

Hayley - "Come on, there must be something wrong with you... Cause you're bloody gorgeous!!"

You might have needed to be there... but I had to mention this as she didn't think I'd mention it here!
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« Reply #1 on: June 18, 2008, 04:09:40 pm »

She tried that one on me too...  Wink
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« Reply #2 on: June 18, 2008, 04:40:32 pm »

Steve, judging by the outfit on Friday and the photo evidence... I think Hayley may not have said this to you, maybe just the opposite??  Evil
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« Reply #3 on: June 18, 2008, 05:24:39 pm »

 Grin ;DHaha - that wasn't me  Tongue
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« Reply #4 on: June 18, 2008, 07:22:50 pm »

For those who didn't hear it??  You mean there was someone you didn't tell ??  Grin  Shocked
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« Reply #5 on: June 19, 2008, 01:00:36 pm »

Personally I prefer this one... (courtesy of Maximum)

http://gallery.drinkingforholland.com/main.php/v/LM2008/maximum/Le+Mans+08+133.jpg.html

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« Reply #6 on: June 19, 2008, 01:33:34 pm »

Such a nice girl.... she didnt look quite so confident when confronted with a certain larger specimen on Sunday night!
I will post the evidence later Evil Evil
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« Reply #7 on: June 19, 2008, 01:43:19 pm »

your Melans membership might have to be withdrawn   Tongue  police  police
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« Reply #8 on: June 19, 2008, 01:46:45 pm »

Such a nice girl.... she didnt look quite so confident when confronted with a certain larger specimen on Sunday night!
I will post the evidence later Evil Evil

Lager? or Larger??

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« Reply #9 on: June 19, 2008, 01:52:46 pm »

your Melans membership might have to be withdrawn   Tongue  police  police

I believe that decision can only be made by The Queen of the hive and not one of the drones..... Grin
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« Reply #10 on: June 19, 2008, 01:58:58 pm »

ha ha - but I am the oldest and more sensible one of the group  Grin

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« Reply #11 on: June 19, 2008, 02:00:58 pm »

ha ha - but I am the oldest and more sensible one of the group  Grin


Yes, I totally agree. I cant believe you put up with all their drunken behaviour and even had to carry them back to camp as they were a danger to the public if unsupported Grin
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« Reply #12 on: June 19, 2008, 03:54:38 pm »

ha ha - but I am the oldest and more sensible one of the group  Grin



Yeh right Roll Eyes
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« Reply #13 on: June 19, 2008, 03:59:07 pm »

ha ha - but I am the oldest and more sensible one of the group  Grin



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« Reply #14 on: June 19, 2008, 05:02:10 pm »

ha ha - but I am the oldest and more sensible one of the group  Grin



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