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« Reply #15 on: June 18, 2008, 01:57:29 pm »

Well, I was given a nasty shock on Friday, but fortunately a Super Hero came along. Strangely though, I don't remember which particular Marvel comic he featured in, or exactly what his super powers were:
Could it have been the amazing "Rent Boy"

We all have a pretty good idea what the Gimp's super powers are, but I think H is referring to to 'Wrestler Boy' (real name unknown) who remains shrouded in mystery - all we know for sure is that he can masturbate 19 times in one day and i'm not sure that counts as a super power!!
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« Reply #16 on: June 18, 2008, 01:57:45 pm »

Big M's experience may be explained by the 'underground guide to Le Mans' - it mentions something about the 'well known Houx dogging spot'.
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« Reply #17 on: June 18, 2008, 06:05:58 pm »

Big M's experience may be explained by the 'underground guide to Le Mans' - it mentions something about the 'well known Houx dogging spot'.

That's clearly where Big H found himself too...
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« Reply #18 on: June 18, 2008, 07:06:53 pm »

Brown Friday..... Wink
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« Reply #19 on: June 19, 2008, 01:37:20 pm »

I didnt see any dogging Sad
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« Reply #20 on: June 19, 2008, 01:38:56 pm »

We offered but you wouldn't play....
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« Reply #21 on: June 19, 2008, 01:55:26 pm »

Watching you and Bill did not really appeal Smiley
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« Reply #22 on: June 19, 2008, 01:57:51 pm »

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« Reply #23 on: June 19, 2008, 02:02:19 pm »

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I see Zarse membership is rubbing off on you.... good lad!
Soon you will be on the register Evil
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« Reply #24 on: June 19, 2008, 03:02:25 pm »

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bring your own lube??

I recommend SpongeBob's Industrial Back Sack and Crack Lube.
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« Reply #25 on: June 19, 2008, 03:12:21 pm »

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I recommend SpongeBob's Industrial Back Sack and Crack Lube.

i hear that its quite sticky and stains easily... Tongue
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« Reply #26 on: June 19, 2008, 03:52:17 pm »

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I recommend SpongeBob's Industrial Back Sack and Crack Lube.

i hear that its quite sticky and stains easily... Tongue

As long as you're completely sh!tfaced you can get the application just right. Just don't breathe in through your nose...  Evil
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« Reply #27 on: June 19, 2008, 03:56:38 pm »


As long as you're completely sh!tfaced you can get the application just right. Just don't breathe in through your nose...  Evil


That sounds like the voice of experience ... Wink

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As long as you're completely sh!tfaced you can get the application just right. Just don't breathe in through your nose...  Evil


That sounds like the voice of experience ... Wink

Dx

Yes - recently I was sitting not far from someone who decided to 'applicate' himself with said product before announcing he'd done so - I didn't have time to fetch my nasal clamp. Brrrraaaackkk.
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« Reply #29 on: June 19, 2008, 06:36:24 pm »

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I see Zarse membership is rubbing off on you.... good lad!
Soon you will be on the register Evil

Well he wasn't gonna bring it himself now was he? Grin
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