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« Reply #15 on: June 06, 2008, 02:20:05 am » |
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Can you not "engineer" some client visits to do Blackberry training in house face to face, do a bit of PR for the company, bump up sales for the boss and ultimatley get to look up the birds skirts that are watching your presentation. You can do a dry run at LM as several Brethren members have Blackberry devices and no doubt are sh*te at using them. Lady PP will do the Sharon Stone bit at the front so you get the full training session effect  well his Son has that role as they went to the states for a week long blackberry conference with RIM last week. Blackberrys are easy - if it doesnt work remove the battery and its fixed! i have only seen 1 ever and that was one of the guys i work with as i asked him to see it. They expect me to learn but wont let me have / use one  More interested in Blackberrys than looking up girls skirts You dissapoint me! trust me - skirt or blackberry? Skirt and id be up there quicker than a ferret up a drain pipe Your LM will be full of surprises Kev.... you never know what may be lurking around the corner My advice would be to keep Ferret to hand at all times, drainpipe may be waiting! |
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« Reply #16 on: June 06, 2008, 02:22:06 am » |
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Can you not "engineer" some client visits to do Blackberry training in house face to face, do a bit of PR for the company, bump up sales for the boss and ultimatley get to look up the birds skirts that are watching your presentation. You can do a dry run at LM as several Brethren members have Blackberry devices and no doubt are sh*te at using them. Lady PP will do the Sharon Stone bit at the front so you get the full training session effect well his Son has that role as they went to the states for a week long blackberry conference with RIM last week. Blackberrys are easy - if it doesnt work remove the battery and its fixed! i have only seen 1 ever and that was one of the guys i work with as i asked him to see it. They expect me to learn but wont let me have / use one More interested in Blackberrys than looking up girls skirts You dissapoint me! trust me - skirt or blackberry? Skirt and id be up there quicker than a ferret up a drain pipe Your LM will be full of surprises Kev.... you never know what may be lurking around the corner My advice would be to keep Ferret to hand at all times, drainpipe may be waiting! thank you for the wise words all though the girlfriend has said i will be BROKEN before i go  |
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« Reply #17 on: June 06, 2008, 02:31:46 am » |
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Is that a threat or a promise? Either way, our Medic will have you up and about in no time. Trust him, he was a nurse until the op and getting struck off |
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« Reply #18 on: June 06, 2008, 02:34:27 am » |
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Is that a threat or a promise? Either way, our Medic will have you up and about in no time. Trust him, he was a nurse until the op and getting struck off both, shes picking me up from work tomorrow as ive had a nice 5 and a half hours polishing the car tonight for a Vauxhall Show sunday and ready for Lemans - i have OCD when it comes to car cleaning at times |
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« Reply #19 on: June 06, 2008, 02:46:54 am » |
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We must get a pic of Chavvy and your far more loved Vauxhall together, perhaps they could feature in next years adjusted LM poster. Obviously we must be naked while sat in the car, after discussing camera angles etc we can then get dressed and sit in our own cars for the pictures |
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« Reply #20 on: June 06, 2008, 02:48:36 am » |
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We must get a pic of Chavvy and your far more loved Vauxhall together, perhaps they could feature in next years adjusted LM poster. Obviously we must be naked while sat in the car, after discussing camera angles etc we can then get dressed and sit in our own cars for the pictures we could use the gimp as a nice banner "Club Arnage - Rock Out with your cock out!" |
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« Reply #21 on: June 06, 2008, 03:00:43 am » |
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We must get a pic of Chavvy and your far more loved Vauxhall together, perhaps they could feature in next years adjusted LM poster. Obviously we must be naked while sat in the car, after discussing camera angles etc we can then get dressed and sit in our own cars for the pictures we could use the gimp as a nice banner "Club Arnage - Rock Out with your cock out!" Hmm... You may wish to discuss with Mr Brown and the fellow Mods before taking that any further. Next week may be an ideal opportunity. The Melans will be on hand, should an expert opinion be needed. I always preferred the stealth style.... " Jump out with ya stump out"  |
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« Reply #22 on: June 06, 2008, 03:13:26 am » |
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We must get a pic of Chavvy and your far more loved Vauxhall together, perhaps they could feature in next years adjusted LM poster. Obviously we must be naked while sat in the car, after discussing camera angles etc we can then get dressed and sit in our own cars for the pictures we could use the gimp as a nice banner "Club Arnage - Rock Out with your cock out!" Kev sounds like a bit of a pervert. Being a provert myself, I can see the signs. |
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At my age, it takes me all night to do what I used to do all night!!!!!!!!!!!
Then, growing old is compulsary, but growing up is just optional.
I don't do GREEN, I've got a 4x4
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« Reply #23 on: June 06, 2008, 03:23:17 am » |
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We must get a pic of Chavvy and your far more loved Vauxhall together, perhaps they could feature in next years adjusted LM poster. Obviously we must be naked while sat in the car, after discussing camera angles etc we can then get dressed and sit in our own cars for the pictures we could use the gimp as a nice banner "Club Arnage - Rock Out with your cock out!" Kev sounds like a bit of a pervert. Being a provert myself, I can see the signs. just open to new ideas |
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« Reply #24 on: June 06, 2008, 06:54:22 am » |
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just open to new ideas You want to be careful saying things like that when the Gimp's about Kev! Coincidentally I'll be seeing some of the Zarses tonight. I'll give them a heads up.  Dx |
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« Reply #25 on: June 06, 2008, 08:36:53 am » |
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You want to be careful saying things like that when the Gimp's about Kev! Coincidentally I'll be seeing some of the Zarses tonight. I'll give them a heads up. Dx Or will they give you a heads up? |
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« Reply #26 on: June 06, 2008, 08:38:29 am » |
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In my old job I used to give enemas.
If you're genuinely open to new ideas, then I'm sure I could rig up some sort of heath robinson type arrangement with a solar shower, some baler twine, and a biro.
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« Reply #27 on: June 06, 2008, 09:04:57 am » |
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Looking at the time of the postings last night I wonder if Kev and LLP have time for sleep  or is it part of the pre LM training regime;D |
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« Reply #28 on: June 06, 2008, 09:18:47 am » |
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You want to be careful saying things like that when the Gimp's about Kev! Coincidentally I'll be seeing some of the Zarses tonight. I'll give them a heads up. Dx Or will they give you a heads up? I don't think I'm that lucky. Dx |
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« Reply #29 on: June 06, 2008, 09:20:38 am » |
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In my old job I used to give enemas.
If you're genuinely open to new ideas, then I'm sure I could rig up some sort of heath robinson type arrangement with a solar shower, some baler twine, and a biro.
I believe the Zarses already have a system for such things in the back of the Commer. Speak to Andy. Dx |
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