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« Reply #2385 on: July 11, 2015, 09:27:57 pm » |
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The Germans are furiously reprinting Euro notes on greeceproof paper. Meanwhile, they've asked George Foreman to help as his grills get rid of the grease Yes you all heard them last week, but for the record  |
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GENTLEMEN - Start your livers
For and on behalf of the Kent Kronenberg Owners Club
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« Reply #2386 on: July 25, 2015, 07:17:34 pm » |
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« Reply #2387 on: August 08, 2015, 05:58:24 pm » |
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« Reply #2388 on: August 25, 2015, 11:33:32 am » |
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A pun by comedian Darren Walsh has scooped the prize for funniest joke of the Edinburgh Fringe.
The 39-year-old, whose show Punderbolt is on at the Pleasance, took first place in the vote by TV channel Dave.
The winning joke was:
"I just deleted all the German names off my phone. It's Hans free."
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« Reply #2389 on: August 25, 2015, 09:19:49 pm » |
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I liked the one about the hippo and the zippo.
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« Reply #2390 on: August 25, 2015, 09:22:14 pm » |
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I liked the one about the hippo and the zippo.
The difference between the two being that one was a little lighter? |
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« Reply #2391 on: August 28, 2015, 03:11:50 pm » |
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Yep that's my bestest one.
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« Reply #2392 on: September 16, 2015, 08:29:58 pm » |
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« Reply #2393 on: October 13, 2015, 07:55:37 pm » |
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Hilary Clinton finds out shes 5 weeks pregnant.
She calls Bill "You bastard im 5 weeks pregnant"
Silence.
"Well im on the election trail, hows that gonna work?"
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"What you gonna do about it? Bill......Bill you bastard"
Bill answers in a whisper " Hello who is this calling?"
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« Reply #2394 on: October 17, 2015, 06:15:27 pm » |
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« Reply #2395 on: October 22, 2015, 01:55:08 am » |
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There is a new play off for 5th place in the rugby world cup..
Known as 6 nations!
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« Reply #2396 on: November 13, 2015, 05:54:20 pm » |
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« Reply #2397 on: November 14, 2015, 02:37:32 am » |
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« Reply #2399 on: November 17, 2015, 01:34:24 pm » |
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SICK, SICK,SICK.
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