Funnily enough I used my real name on my CV not my nickname!
Anyway, all the hot ladies on IRC chat assume I'm from the Canadian mounted police, which (who) are known as Smokies. Who am I to put them right?
One of the fattest people I know was recently recruited by MS and he smokes. How he passed the medical I don't know.
And anyway, I'm thinking about stopping smoking. Does that count?