Next South Coast Meet Friday 4th April

[Leftie]

I was hoping you would say that, gives me an idea as to a theme for the this years campsite.

Mad Pete's Perversion Parlour

Slow down boys.... Pig Pen's Perversion Parlour is already claimed... Its my tent and associated debris.
 Looks like HA may be like the funfair used to be, Mad Pete's Porno Palace, Pig Pens Perversion Parlour  and Melans Minge Magic... The Greatest Show On Earth hits town

JustTickets are selling entry passes to the HA Sexual Extravaganza

[Lord Pig-Pen]

How very irresponsible to set fire to things next to such a lovely old Yank
Never burned a thing at LM

[DelBoy]

I assume that the oft-mentioned 'Verdant Pastures of HA' are situated on the other side of the campsite   

Or is it a reference to those little green(ish) clumps of weed at the side of the dusty-looking track in front of the pikey-mobile 

Del

[Steve Pyro]

I assume that the oft-mentioned 'Verdant Pastures of HA' are situated on the other side of the campsite   

Or is it a reference to those little green(ish) clumps of weed at the side of the dusty-looking track in front of the pikey-mobile 

Del

It was a bit dry that year Del.  So the 'verdant pastures' needed a bit of watering 

[Steve Pyro]

How very irresponsible to set fire to things next to such a lovely old Yank

Yes PP, the Detroit chrome mountain made it to LM twice in 2006 (24 and Classic).  It's our sometime support vehicle 

[Leftie]

Well, what can I say, another superb meal in fabulous company.

Many thanks to Peter & Rex for the organisation.

Brilliant.

Rex, would you mind if I post a few pics of 'Pig Pen Towers', bearing in mind obvious security issues? As I was the first one up this morning, I didn't take one of RobSpot who obviously crashed where he sat but wow what a place.I would not do this without your permission.

What suprises me is the driveway. Ain't it about time you employed an Engineer who knows what he is doing.

But then again, I can imagine the security angle of not wanting wayward visitors.

Forgot to ask, where the f**k was that Bentley, the garage was frigging empty?


Leftie.

[Leftie]

Well, here are four shots from our evening. Besides imbiding too much in the liquid refreshments before the meal and then the meal And substanial quataties or return The Grange.  I was B*GG*D.

Many thanks to Peter and Rex for the organisation.

[Lord Pig-Pen]

Twas a fantastic evening. I will post pics tomorrow.
Regarding security at PP Towers, please feel free to add your pics. The gatehouse keeper has been informed

[Lord Pig-Pen]

A few pics from Friday... finally recovered
More to follow later.... The pub is calling

[Leftie]

Rex,

Many, many thanks for putting up with me or is that putting me up! At PigPen Towers.

I must admit that having spent 3+ years at Rhinefield I would not see the likes of something that fabulous again in private ownership. Well OK, a fair bit smaller than Rhinefield but just as spectacular. It brought back memories of childhood in the forest. ‘king marvellous.

Next time, can you get Josh & Helen to ready some horses for us. A nice gallop up toward Emery Down or even over towards Rhinefield a few miles away would be great. How about ‘trecking’. Take a tent each and camp wild? An open fire with those sausages!!!

Anyway, I’ve taken some snaps and I’m gobsmacked.  Location, location, location.  At the bottom are the links.

I know that the staff are not particularly happy with holding a CA South Coast meet there due to the level of drunkenness (proved by ourselves on Friday). Hope I didn’t break anything.

Talking of which, you staff. Only word to describle them is WOOOOOOW.
When you said don’t try to shag the Butler, I thought ‘ he thinks I’m a shirt lifter’. My thoughts were wrong. The Butler(ess) tucked me in and looked after every need.  I left a tip by the way.

The best bit in the morning was being woken up, curtains opened to see blue sky and then served breakfast of bacon, eggs etc from your own menagerie. Please give Vanida my best wishes.

In a year or so her sister Sumalee may get the same job at Vern’s Villa!!!!! Not to sure what Ruth will say though!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thanks for permission to post these.  How the other half lives, eh!

BTW, get a decent everyday motor, I resisted temptation of taking a pic of the Chav’ at the entrance, it would be a bit demeaning, don’t you know.

Jerry

[Lord Pig-Pen]

more.

[Lord Pig-Pen]

Thanks for the very kind words and compliments from Leftie.
It was a pleasure to have guests and get some work from the staff, when you have 12 bedrooms its a shame to leave the Ralph Lauren linen to get dusty.
The Bentley you mentioned earlier is currently away at the factory having a dollyup to make her look pretty again.

Your tip was gratefully appreciated by the staff, glad you got their names, I cant remember them!!
The oriental one was on her day off, think you wolud have liked her. I call her Wednesday.
Friday, the Finnish Gymnast was working in the cellar so you didnt get to meet her and Monday, who could be princess Alex's twin sister was polishing the silver in the other drawing room.

The Chav is just a front to make people think that I actually live in a 5 bed house and dont have a playboy jetset lifestyle.
The champagne flute you dropped on the mother of pearl inlaid marble flooring didnt leave a mark and wiping your nose on the tapestry in the library is cool. I think the Butler does something similar after Wednesday.

Must go now, Driver has just phoned, twat has run over one of Lady Pig Pens chickens in the damn Maybach. I told him to take the Zonda as its far easier to park at the shop when buying ciggies.

PP

[Leftie]

If that frigging chicken damaged the 'beauty' it desrved to die. OK Sunday lunch is catered for but egg production down.

When I got up, did a bit of snooping around, wanted to to see the Bentley, got the Maybach but no frigging keys. Charles said he always left the keys in the cars. I'd bollock him for that, but to still do it when I was around.



Sat in it, but what really astounds me is you are prepared to drive it down your drive. Get a decent drive.

Message to Charles, after you ran over Beatrice, was she tasty?

JJ

[smokie]

i'm coming in leather.

Don't we all Robbo, don't we all...