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Author Topic: Born Again Virgins...LOL...Are They Freaking Serious?  (Read 7356 times)
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« on: February 29, 2008, 03:23:50 pm »

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/23254178/

If I met some chick with two of her own kids who told me she was a virgin, I'd run away. Fast.

$5,000 for the procedure, now that's even funnier!

"Have you already unwrapped the priceless gift of virginity and given it away?" asks the Web site for the Pregnancy Resource Center of Northeast Ohio, where Watts began working part-time after she reclaimed her virginity. "Do you now feel like 'second-hand goods' and no longer worthy to be cherished? Do you ever wish you could re-wrap it and give it only to your future husband or wife? Guess what...? You can decide today to commit to abstinence, wrapping a brand-new gift of virginity to present to your husband or wife on your wedding night."
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« Reply #1 on: February 29, 2008, 08:49:06 pm »

only in America Huh
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« Reply #2 on: February 29, 2008, 10:49:26 pm »

Hmmm, apparently you can become a virgin again by thoughts and prayers. Does being a virgin make a woman more attractive to the other side? If so..... Hey, guess what? I've just done some thinking and now I'm a virgin again  angel
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« Reply #3 on: February 29, 2008, 10:54:12 pm »

Ow sh*t! Now I'm a 31 year old virgin. That's a bit pathetic isn't it? Darn...
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« Reply #4 on: February 29, 2008, 11:10:17 pm »

Ow sh*t! Now I'm a 31 year old virgin. That's a bit pathetic isn't it? Darn...
Just wear pigtails and a school uniform and act like you always do. You'd convince anybody!
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« Reply #5 on: March 01, 2008, 01:27:48 am »

Ow sh*t! Now I'm a 31 year old virgin. That's a bit pathetic isn't it? Darn...
Easily reversed Wink
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« Reply #6 on: March 01, 2008, 02:08:34 am »

Mrs PP dont read these theads I trust?
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« Reply #7 on: March 01, 2008, 03:55:23 pm »

Mrs PP dont read these theads I trust?

She is fully aware of the fact I am a Colossal pervert!!.... and no she dont read any of this!
Her interest in Le Mans extends to reading her book in the shade, eating, drinking and entertaining passers by on MB by showering next to the car in a tiny pink bikini.
Good enough!!
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What do you mean dust?.... Thats not dust, this is dust! Ich Habe Honda S2000 and its not mine!
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« Reply #8 on: March 01, 2008, 03:59:44 pm »

Mrs PP dont read these theads I trust?

She is fully aware of the fact I am a Colossal pervert!!.... and no she dont read any of this!
Her interest in Le Mans extends to reading her book in the shade, eating, drinking and entertaining passers by on MB by showering next to the car in a tiny pink bikini.
Good enough!!

Where do you park??  Grin

>Martini...
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« Reply #9 on: March 01, 2008, 06:36:21 pm »

Mrs PP dont read these theads I trust?



She is fully aware of the fact I am a Colossal pervert!!.... and no she dont read any of this!
Her interest in Le Mans extends to reading her book in the shade, eating, drinking and entertaining passers by on MB by showering next to the car in a tiny pink bikini.
Good enough!!

Where do you park??  Grin

>Martini...

Brace your self Martini

This year it seems likely they will be amongst the trees just downhill from your good self...

Take care now!

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« Reply #10 on: March 01, 2008, 11:52:01 pm »

Mrs PP dont read these theads I trust?



She is fully aware of the fact I am a Colossal pervert!!.... and no she dont read any of this!
Her interest in Le Mans extends to reading her book in the shade, eating, drinking and entertaining passers by on MB by showering next to the car in a tiny pink bikini.
Good enough!!

Where do you park??  Grin

>Martini...

Brace your self Martini

This year it seems likely they will be amongst the trees just downhill from your good self...

Take care now!

Bill
I also shower beside the car (using the trusty shower bag).... and its a totally different aspect compared to lady PP in the tiny pink Bikini Grin

I think I may take the old surveyors level and tripod this year.... allows viewing of ones surroundings up to about a mile....  Only for watching the race, obviously! Wink
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What do you mean dust?.... Thats not dust, this is dust! Ich Habe Honda S2000 and its not mine!
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« Reply #11 on: March 02, 2008, 01:01:30 am »

should you need help with the surveying, just give me a shout, I 'll be in the same canvas park near you!! Grin
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« Reply #12 on: March 02, 2008, 01:27:27 am »

should you need help with the surveying, just give me a shout, I 'll be in the same canvas park near you!! Grin
Are you the Andy that led myself and Perdu on a magical mystery tour of the waterside areas of Le Harve.... Grin
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« Reply #13 on: March 02, 2008, 01:23:25 pm »

Rex, the one and only directionless biker, or braindead..
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« Reply #14 on: March 02, 2008, 07:40:05 pm »

The said same Andy that was unable to find the bike parked beteen his very own legs?


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Err, no ta mate I dont need another detour to look at the tank........


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still Rex, if you have optical enhancement it would be rude not to share the task with you (both) wouldn't it?

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