...I somehow doubt that H shops in tesco's, strikes me as a waitrose person...
Hmmm, you may have something here Nordic. Although not widely reported, a man was recently arrested for masturbating onto a packet of Birds Eye Potato Waffles in the frozen section of Waitrose in Horsham. Now I know they're "waffley versatile" but the whole town was up in arms about it, and whilst he was out on police bail some of the locals ganged together with burning torches and he had to flee for his life. The police let him off with a caution and told him if he wanted to do that kind of thing, then he should go to ASDA in Crawley. FWIW, my advice is to stay away from chopped and shaped potato products as a general rule of thumb, especially breadcrumbed ones that look like dinosaurs, it's a road that leads nowhere.
I digress. As I see it, the tunnel is the channel's Asda, compared to Brittany which are more a seaborne Waitrose; you pays your money and takes your choice. It's just a bit disappointing when the expensive option comes complete with that kind thing going on in the aisles.
A word of advice: You'll all be relieved to note that Team Zarse, and by definition Chris Zarse specifically with his habitual onanism, no longer travel by Brittany Ferries, so if you want to avoid shameless public displays of self-abuse by a Ray Mysterio impersonator, you'd be well advised to avoid Transmanch to Le Havre on wednesday. Hope this helps.
