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« on: February 10, 2008, 10:12:36 am » |
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Petra
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« Reply #1 on: February 10, 2008, 11:55:52 am » |
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2 cats, 6 rabbits, 2 guinea pigs, lots of mice, 1 syrian hamster, 1 chinchilla, a lot of fun!
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« Reply #2 on: February 10, 2008, 02:44:48 pm » |
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Tat made me laugh. Superb, have to try that  |
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There is no such thing in life as Normal
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« Reply #3 on: February 10, 2008, 03:52:06 pm » |
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supurb .... I just ask them to hold and leave the phone off the hook - one was still there 20 mins later !!!
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« Reply #4 on: February 10, 2008, 04:34:30 pm » |
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For some reason when I ask them what they are wearing they hang up.
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« Reply #5 on: February 10, 2008, 05:19:53 pm » |
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I ask them who they are calling, if they say the household owner I say well you will need to speak with Sir Richard Branson, who does not need free flights or a timeshare!
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« Reply #6 on: February 10, 2008, 10:55:49 pm » |
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Far out that got the little sh*t flapping yep I do the hold on a moment and put the phone on the floor routine too |
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been there done that doing it again !
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« Reply #7 on: February 11, 2008, 02:06:32 am » |
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'king brilliant.
Wish I thought of that when a***hole for a double glazing company called me last week.
Or even last year when the Morons called (sorry Mormons)!
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At my age, it takes me all night to do what I used to do all night!!!!!!!!!!!
Then, growing old is compulsary, but growing up is just optional.
I don't do GREEN, I've got a 4x4
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« Reply #8 on: February 12, 2008, 12:10:05 pm » |
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That's great. While this isn't intentionally humorous, I think we can all probably identify with the infuriating customer service call. This is astonishing. You can almost hear the guy contemplating putting a gun in his mouth. It's been all over the 'net, so I apologize if it's a repost. Verizon Wireless doesn't understand the decimal point: http://media.putfile.com/Verizon-Bad-Math27 min. streaming audio |
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I stole DelBoy's lighter and lived to tell the tale.
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« Reply #9 on: February 12, 2008, 12:25:40 pm » |
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Fabulous, thanks for that PM Not been on for yonks (loooong story) and good to see the old humour is still alive and well (and living in Droitwich)  |
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« Reply #10 on: February 12, 2008, 12:33:01 pm » |
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Fabulous, thanks for that PM Not been on for yonks (loooong story) and good to see the old humour is still alive and well (and living in Droitwich) Yes Rick you've been a very naughty boy running away with the circus to Droitwich. Good to hear youre still alive anyway, I take it we'll be seeing you in June? |
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I wouldn't sit there if I were you, it's still a bit wet.
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« Reply #11 on: February 12, 2008, 12:46:49 pm » |
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..... I take it we'll be seeing you in June?
Mr. Zarse, how the devil are you old fruit? To quote our favourite Insurance Dog (and I don't mean the local 'bike' at Budget in Peterborough) ... OH-HOH YE-HESSS! Just try keeping me away .. my 27th this year Despite the best efforts of the trog-bitch-from-hell-soon-to-be-ex-missus (do I sound bitter?)... Allocated MB but they haven't taken the money off the card yet, but will be there somewhere for sure! How is that fabulous piece of British engineering .. making it again this year? |
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« Reply #12 on: February 12, 2008, 07:42:46 pm » |
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welcome back Rick,its good to hear you're still around
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Black Granny
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« Reply #13 on: February 12, 2008, 08:50:17 pm » |
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Just try keeping me away .. my 27th this year Despite the best efforts of the trog-bitch-from-hell-soon-to-be-ex-missus (do I sound bitter?)... [/quote] Been there, done that and got the t shirtscars. Keep smiling Rick it does get better but they still remain trog-bitches-from-hell and try and stop you seeing your kids (delete the last bit if not appropriate). Not that i still have a chip on my shoulder or anything! See you in June perhaps so we can berate ex-wives over a beer or several. |
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Mines a Gin & Tonic
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