if you tuck the old fella in there
Sacred Mother Theresa in Bruce Forsyths Rug!!!
I wasn't suggesting you force him in there, like a hamster going in backwards, what do you take me for for chrissakes? No, I had much more of a Roman Centurion look in mind, and on Sunday night you could fix lights to it.
Good god man, the poor old chap would be like the Cooler King in there.
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