Clarkson was at LM about 12 years years, but clearly upset at the lack of corporate hospitality etc.
I thought Clarkson was upset because he was hanging around with that twat Gary Rhodes who insisted on wearing his chef's whites everywhere. Tosser!
One of my mates saw him walking round the village with Noel Edmunds, "F**k me its Sting" he said "F**k off tosser!" Edmunds retorted.
Good answer though - not much similarity between Sting and Noel Edmunds!