Really Nobby? Personally I can see a hilarious jape that could be played on the authorities. I wonder what their sense of humour's like at the moment?
I guess it could be like the knob-head who told the airport check-in staff that he was carrying a live bomb in his hand luggage. They certainly saw the joke, arrested him on the spot, throw him in gaol for the night and needed to buy a new return ticket to blighty as the airline refused to carry him back.
Nobby, give it a go and you can tell us about what's it like in the slammer, with a bit of luck you could be out for LM 2008