Things nicked by Pikeys at LM

[Chris24]

The lession that you should be learning is not to leave anything in your tent of any value. I just leave  my airbed, sleeping bag and pillow and a few clothes. Everything else goes in the car .

[rcutler]

Randy don't be worried about these stories, most of the stuff that goes "missing" happens on the saturday or Sunday when no one is around. Because you are camping with us/dfh/jpc there will always be someone around. There will always be space for you to store stuff in the motorhome and you need not worry.

The only stuff that p***ies have had in previous years have been left unattended.

Rick.

[amazing 1]

Not to worry I am from the deep south.We know now to handle horse thieves.It wont be pretty.

And once they are tarred and feathered they will alot easier spot.

[jpchenet]

And once they are tarred and feathered they will alot easier spot.

Now that could be fun!!!   

[knetter]

I think Rick is right, we are a huge group, also the brethren will be close, so if we catch any of them, we should have some fun with em!!! I was thinking of a involuntary clysma with the biggest water hose we can find Better yet, hot coffee!!

[garyfrogeye]

Tabasco

[Fran]

involuntary clysma

Not sure what this is, but it seems like something Mr Zarse and Big H might be able to get to grips with!

 

[vqdave]

We purposely left a warm slab of stellas out for the pikeys a couple of years back after carefully opening 6 to 8 drinking the contents and replacing with piss and then carefully putting the caps back on and returning them to the slab. They lived out side in teh sun for a couple of days before they went missing.

I can picture them now drinking said stella and everynow and then downing a strange tasting flat one 

[rcutler]

I had to laught at that one Dave, how many more of us will be doing that this year!!

Although how dumb must a pikey be to think that we will leave perfectly good beer behind!

[jpchenet]

We left a similar bottle of Scotch behind a few years ago.

Glenpissick we named it!!

[garyfrogeye]

Let's not go down the "left on the table" chocolate cake route

[Ferrari Spider]

You mean like the bottle of Campari that i left last year

[smokie]

I can do a good imitation of flat French beer but if it looked like Campari I'd be worried... 

[wadespeed1]

Perhaps it's not the fault of the cowardly thieves but the 24 hour format. I've lost more to the bast--ds at the 24 Hours of Daytona that any sport or venue combined.

While at the 24 hours of Daytona in 2004, several young men walked by dragging a keg of ice cold beer. Me and my fellow campers unsucessfully tried to bum a beer and were denied. 20 minutes later a fellow came around asking if anyone saw a keg walking by. Apparently, his suds were stolen.

 I pointed in the direction I thought the keg was heading and followed the rightful owner. We found a crowd of 20 somethings happily drinking from the keg and they couldn't care less if they were caught or not. I thought the owner would throttle the thieves, but he took his keg and departed without a fight.

I think the garden hose would have been justified on that occasion.


 

 

 

[LangTall]

involuntary clysma

Not sure what this is, but it seems like something Mr Zarse and Big H might be able to get to grips with!

 

You normally call it an enema.