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« on: April 27, 2006, 01:05:50 pm » |
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I'm sad to say that The Gimp is very unlikely to be at Le Mans this year. Steve Z will be going of course, it's just the persona of the Gimp, and indeed his gimp mask, which will remain behind.
However, I'm pleased to report that a new character will be coming along with us this year. For those who recall the arrival of the Commer last year, then I think we can safely say we have a treat in store for you all, and provided you don't have easily-shocked religious sensibilities, I think I can safely say you will never have seen anything quite like it. I'm hoping neither Hamas or Cardinal Fang of the Holy Roman Empire have Maison Blanche representatives.
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I wouldn't sit there if I were you, it's still a bit wet.
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« Reply #1 on: April 27, 2006, 01:15:25 pm » |
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"… to be honest, I did it purely for the money at first. I went to Le Mans
hoping that the car would break down. I came away in love with the place." - Eddie Irvine
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« Reply #2 on: April 27, 2006, 01:17:15 pm » |
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Lord Steve
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« Reply #3 on: April 27, 2006, 01:24:11 pm » |
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Can't Le Mans be classified as a religion in it's own right? We do, after all, make an annual pilgrimmage and we do stay at the Cathederal of Maison Blanche. The High Priest of Club Arnage, Smokie is omnipresent. We worship at the altar of Aston Martin and drinketh from the cup of kinship and mutual understanding.
Just a thought!
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I tested negative for patience.
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« Reply #4 on: April 27, 2006, 01:26:17 pm » |
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And I've seen the Pope mobile there somewhere. Surely, it must be a holy place.
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I don't care - I'm a racing driver and I'm here to win, not to finish third.
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« Reply #5 on: April 27, 2006, 01:36:53 pm » |
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I always stay too long. Long enough for something to go wrong
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« Reply #6 on: April 27, 2006, 01:49:29 pm » |
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I can't even imagine what you've come up with, but it sounds promising.  |
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 This film should be played at high volume, so don't come complaining about it! And who the hell is Steve? |
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« Reply #7 on: April 27, 2006, 01:51:36 pm » |
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keep that reputation at a high! |
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Paddy's 2009: Spa LMS • NBR 24 • Le Mans 24 • Spa24 • NBR LMS • Silverstone LMS =( Drinking for Holland  |
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« Reply #8 on: April 27, 2006, 02:18:37 pm » |
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I'm sad to say that The Gimp is very unlikely to be at Le Mans this year. Steve Z will be going of course, it's just the persona of the Gimp, and indeed his gimp mask, which will remain behind.
However, I'm pleased to report that a new character will be coming along with us this year. For those who recall the arrival of the Commer last year, then I think we can safely say we have a treat in store for you all, and provided you don't have easily-shocked religious sensibilities, I think I can safely say you will never have seen anything quite like it. I'm hoping neither Hamas or Cardinal Fang of the Holy Roman Empire have Maison Blanche representatives.
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I have given up on being on facebook and myspace, I kept mixing them up and invited people to come on Myface!
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Andy
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« Reply #9 on: April 27, 2006, 02:58:56 pm » |
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OOOHHHH!!!!!! The suspence of it!  Will you need any special arrangements......... will there be a grand entrance? Will you need lights cameras, audio set up, make up, make over or just doing over? IT'S...IT'S..........................................Monty Python's Flying Circus! |
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Barry
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« Reply #10 on: April 27, 2006, 03:01:03 pm » |
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Osama bin Laden dressed as the Pope?
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« Reply #11 on: April 27, 2006, 03:08:53 pm » |
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Reminds me of someones idea for the team to turn up at the 'poo bar in Orange boiler suits, sporting a beard, wearing a turban and carrying a rucksack with wires hanging out of it!!  |
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Andy Zarse
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« Reply #12 on: April 27, 2006, 03:50:02 pm » |
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It has been foretold in The Da Commer Code...
While in France watching Le Mans, itinerant drunkards Team Zarse receive an urgent late-night phone call: the elderly curator of the Louvre has been murdered inside the museum. Near the body, police have found a baffling cipher. Solving the enigmatic riddle, Zarse's are stunned to discover it leads to a trail of clues hidden in the Commer, clues visible for all to see…and yet ingeniously disguised by the Rootes Group.
In a breathless race through Paris, London, and Crawley, the Zarses match wits with a faceless powerbroker who appears to work for the Opus ACO—a clandestine, Vatican-sanctioned Catholic sect believed to have long plotted to seize the Commer's secrets. Unless the Zarses can decipher the labyrinthine puzzle in time, the Commer's secret—and a stunning historical truth—will be lost forever.
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I wouldn't sit there if I were you, it's still a bit wet.
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« Reply #13 on: April 27, 2006, 10:32:25 pm » |
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Reminds me of someones idea for the team to turn up at the 'poo bar in Orange boiler suits, sporting a beard, wearing a turban and carrying a rucksack with wires hanging out of it!! A friend of mine had the bright idea of stuffing his rucksuck with an audiosystem, playing Timebomb by Chumbawamba all the time. Damn now that's an idea! |
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This film should be played at high volume, so don't come complaining about it! And who the hell is Steve? |
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Andy Zarse
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« Reply #14 on: April 28, 2006, 02:09:28 pm » |
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Could try this?
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I wouldn't sit there if I were you, it's still a bit wet.
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