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Author Topic: ...and you all assumed I was just a fatty  (Read 6357 times)
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« on: April 25, 2006, 07:28:30 pm »

My secret revealed....

http://www.thebeerbelly.com/SearchResults.asp?Cat=1
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« Reply #1 on: April 25, 2006, 07:45:08 pm »

I hope you went for the "pleasure extender" bolt on option Matt.

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« Reply #2 on: April 25, 2006, 07:56:25 pm »

I dont need the Beer Belly Kit,but I think my wife would like to have a  ::)pleasure extender.Maybe two.
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« Reply #3 on: April 25, 2006, 10:20:32 pm »

doesn't look large enough to me Roll Eyes
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« Reply #4 on: April 25, 2006, 10:26:43 pm »

You got the super deluxe family size Paddy?

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« Reply #5 on: April 25, 2006, 10:40:54 pm »

In Holland at music concerts you can see those beer-selling guys with specially designed backpacks. That's more like it (helps you stay upright as well! Wink

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« Reply #6 on: April 25, 2006, 10:44:15 pm »

That is so civilised - over here you get searched going into concerts and cant even take in a plastic bottle of water!!! - or is that just the concerts i go to!!
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« Reply #7 on: April 25, 2006, 11:43:29 pm »

IIRC under the local byelaws it was illegal to take an umbrella into the old wembley stadium, but a shotgun was permitted. You try explaining THAT to a hobby bobby on cup final day!
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« Reply #8 on: April 26, 2006, 12:26:13 am »

can somebody tell me how much 80oz is? Sad
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« Reply #9 on: April 26, 2006, 12:31:20 am »

sorry guys, found it already>>

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one gallon = 4 Quarts = 8 Pints = 160 fl oz

So the BeerBelly holds 4 pints. Only Angry
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« Reply #10 on: April 26, 2006, 12:33:06 am »

can somebody tell me how much 80oz is? Sad

Assuming it is US oz  80 oz = 2.365 litres
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« Reply #11 on: April 26, 2006, 12:46:05 am »

you're the wizard! Grin
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« Reply #12 on: April 26, 2006, 12:47:04 am »

I hope you are impressed that I went to metric too!  Grin - very "European"
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« Reply #13 on: April 27, 2006, 12:50:26 pm »


It's a terrific invention and would have been useful in Bombay where they wouldn't even let you take your own water in to the match, let alone beer. (Needless to say us being us, we managed to become temporary members of the Garawa Club  and were the only two England fans able to enjoy lashings of ice cold Kingfisher, decent toilets and a great restaurant, all in the airconditioned luxury of the pavillion).

On the other hand, I'm a bit disappointed Matt. I had imagined you were so fat due to living in a trailer park on a diet of pizza, KFC and Bud whilst listening nonstop to John Cougar Melancamp records.
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« Reply #14 on: April 27, 2006, 09:46:00 pm »


On the other hand, I'm a bit disappointed Matt. I had imagined you were so fat due to living in a trailer park on a diet of pizza, KFC and Bud whilst listening nonstop to John Cougar Melancamp records.

Oww! That stings. I'd at least hoped for a little wit or cleverness from the likes of you Mr Zee. Plain old insults are not usually your style. They are mine, however.

Cram it up your corn-hole, you bald pansy.

....and it's just John Melancamp these days. Don't you know anything?
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