On the other hand, I'm a bit disappointed Matt. I had imagined you were so fat due to living in a trailer park on a diet of pizza, KFC and Bud whilst listening nonstop to John Cougar Melancamp records.
Oww! That stings. I'd at least hoped for a little wit or cleverness from the likes of you Mr Zee. Plain old insults are not usually your style. They are mine, however.
Cram it up your corn-hole, you bald pansy.
....and it's just John Melancamp these days. Don't you know anything?
It is good to read the notations of one so well versed, I bow in your honour Siree.
>Martini...
