Thank you God

[Rusty]

...normally I bin all DM that falls through my letterbox with all the contemmpt it deserves, but, lo and behold, I recieved this little beauty from the Ramblers Arseholesiation.
I think they haven't donr there research to well.
I am composing a beautiful little response to their communication, but I thought you chaps might like to enjoy their propoganda too.
I have also attached a picture of my vehicle which I will also be sending to Jacquetta Fewster (who ever the f**ck that is )

[Rusty]

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[Rusty]

 

[Lorry]

The A***holes have the right to roam, and they want the roads too.

How are b@st@rds like me, who aren't prepared to walk, evey going to see the countryside.

Why don't you write a letter saying, "Now I'm 80 and can't get about, its wonderful that my son can take me into the countryside in his 4x4"

[Paddy_NL]

jeez Rusty, you drive an Offender?

good going!

[Barry]

My father in law got upset when I described the Ramblers Association as a bunch of Fascist bast*rds.
I forgot that he was a member.

[Jem]

Nice one Rusty, can I suggest a set of anti fox bullbars on the front of said vehicle coupled with a couple of laser guided AK47'S front and rear to deal with seagulls, pigeons and in fact any other airborne living animal or bird.

Jem

[Lawnmower Man]

The farm I used to keep my plane at had a bridle way that  Went along side the taxiway though about 15 yeards away my be a bit more.  The bridle was also used by the farms tracors Combines and so on.  So the farmer made a new alternative way for them to use thus avioding the noise and hazzards near the farm buildings.     But he had to have all sorts of notices to stop it becoming a right of way.   Though he would have been happy to do so had it meant they would loose the previous ROW.

Most people out for a walk would use the alternate route as it is  much nicer and quiter.  But of of them would insist on using the old route.  Then they would complain about the Noise.

Bunch of Jerks.

t.

[Lorry]

..........with seagulls, pigeons and in fact any other airborne living animal or bird.

These people love birds, when they are little more than flying rats - a bit more colourful and nicer noises, but still vermin.

[Robbo SPS]

Nice one Rusty, can I suggest a set of anti fox bullbars on the front of said vehicle coupled with a couple of laser guided AK47'S front and rear to deal with seagulls, pigeons and in fact any other airborne living animal or bird.

Jem

HAd a go in Latvia with an AK47 - WOW. That would decimate most things, maybe even the rambers assoc ?? 

[Andy Zarse]

This so called Jacquetta Fewster is obviously a dried-up, humourless, spiteful old dyke who is clearly in need of a damn good fu-cking, preferably by a Land Rover driving, baseball cap wearing, bearded off-roading enthusiast. You know your duty Rusty!

What has the world of walking done to deserve people like this closed-minded old hag? My God, these selfish bastards make me want to vomit. Whilst I'm absolutely against violence towards women, or men come to that, in her case I'll make an exception; I'd like to smash her stupid teeth down her throat with a cricket bat.