First time on HA

[Fran]

Hey, i used to have an MR2, (SW20) even after 10 years (not bad for an impulse purchase that I hadnt realised only had 2 seats!)  I loved to see it as I passed a shop window!  - I literally cried when i p/ex'd it for a Corolla - Manchester insurance costs exceeding the value of the car combined with various maintenance/repair issues pending forced sale!

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(p.s. i am not a hairdresser, just for the record!) 

[Steve Pyro]

I see you bastards have been slandering me in my absence 

FS, as you know, my little plastic sports car is black (with white stripes) and is capable of going around a track. 


(HA is the ONLY place for gentlemen of refinement and breeding).

[Ferrari Spider]

I see you bastards have been slandering me in my absence 

FS, as you know, my little plastic sports car is black (with white stripes) and is capable of going around a track. 


(HA is the ONLY place for gentlemen of refinement and breeding).

oh, you've see this

[Bob U]

I told them Steve, I told them but they wouldn't listen.

[Ferrari Spider]

I told them Steve, I told them but they wouldn't listen.

That's it, little sneaky, sneak, snitch, bet you split on us as well.  Just goes to prove what low down sneaky sneaks, snithcher's, stinkers you all are.  Glad I'm on MB, shan't let you play with our balls, if you know what I mean

[Martini...LB]

I told them Steve, I told them but they wouldn't listen.

That's it, little sneaky, sneak, snitch, bet you split on us as well.  Just goes to prove what low down sneaky sneaks, snithcher's, stinkers you all are.  Glad I'm on MB, shan't let you play with our balls, if you know what I mean

I think you are too busy playing with your own!!

Steve, I also tried telling them but got cornered and told off!!

Have you been to SEBRING Steve?

Martini...

[Ferrari Spider]

I told them Steve, I told them but they wouldn't listen.

That's it, little sneaky, sneak, snitch, bet you split on us as well.  Just goes to prove what low down sneaky sneaks, snithcher's, stinkers you all are.  Glad I'm on MB, shan't let you play with our balls, if you know what I mean

I think you are too busy playing with your own!!

Steve, I also tried telling them but got cornered and told off!!

Have you been to SEBRING Steve?

Martini...

 

[Martini...LB]

I told them Steve, I told them but they wouldn't listen.

That's it, little sneaky, sneak, snitch, bet you split on us as well.  Just goes to prove what low down sneaky sneaks, snithcher's, stinkers you all are.  Glad I'm on MB, shan't let you play with our balls, if you know what I mean

I think you are too busy playing with your own!!

Steve, I also tried telling them but got cornered and told off!!

Have you been to SEBRING Steve?

Martini...

 

Looks like a case of a jerky/shaky hand!!!

Martini...

[Ferrari Spider]

Well, if that's the best you can do, told them....  got told off.......  silly jibs......  I think we'll leave it there, MB is obviously the more refined campsite etc...... for the more discerning LM campers.

[Martini...LB]

Well, if that's the best you can do, told them....  got told off.......  silly jibs......  I think we'll leave it there, MB is obviously the more refined campsite etc...... for the more discerning LM campers.

MB is all very well if you want to live next to a busy road but if you would prefer the country manor lifestyle HA is the place... imagine... green pastures with a rolling landscape, the enchanting song of early morning birds, the rustle of the trees and the trundling almost sedate ice lorry with the heartening call of the vendor of 'Glace, glace', I can almost hear it now. Heaven...        Glace..... glace  ever quieter as he trundles along the path gently kicking up a little dust and finally disappearing into the distance... glace... glace... glace.

Martini...

[Ferrari Spider]

but if you would prefer the country manor lifestyle HA is the place... imagine... green pastures with a rolling landscape, the enchanting song of early morning birds, the rustle of the trees and the trundling almost sedate ice lorry with the heartening call of the vendor of 'Glace, glace', I can almost hear it now. Heaven...        Glace..... glace  ever quieter as he trundles along the path gently kicking up a little dust and finally disappearing into the distance... glace... glace... glace.

Martini...

JUST PICKED MYSELF OFF THE FLOOR, MY SIDES ARE HURTING SO MUCH, MARTIN YOU MUST POST MORE ON THE UNRELATED JOKE THREAD, YOU'RE A NATURAL

[Martini...LB]

but if you would prefer the country manor lifestyle HA is the place... imagine... green pastures with a rolling landscape, the enchanting song of early morning birds, the rustle of the trees and the trundling almost sedate ice lorry with the heartening call of the vendor of 'Glace, glace', I can almost hear it now. Heaven...        Glace..... glace  ever quieter as he trundles along the path gently kicking up a little dust and finally disappearing into the distance... glace... glace... glace.

Martini...

JUST PICKED MYSELF OFF THE FLOOR, MY SIDES ARE HURTING SO MUCH, MARTIN YOU MUST POST MORE ON THE UNRELATED JOKE THREAD, YOU'RE A NATURAL

I thought, as I was typing and laughing, unrefined, wait until he reads this.

Martini...Poet laureate and BS writer...

[Martini...LB]

I read it again, still laughing, do you think it is believable? Utopia en France.

Martini...

[Ferrari Spider]

I read it again, still laughing, do you think it is believable? Utopia en France.

Martini...

To be honest I'd rather the Glace to the glug glug bog sucker which comes most days to relieve the pressure for the temp bogs.  Smokie can tell you more as he camps within spitting distance, hence the name the golden triangle, some years it has been known for the quantity to exceed the capacity!!!

Some of the tents are down slope of the cess pit.  Smokie knows.

[Martini...LB]

I read it again, still laughing, do you think it is believable? Utopia en France.

Martini...

To be honest I'd rather the Glace to the glug glug bog sucker which comes most days to relieve the pressure for the temp bogs.  Smokie can tell you more as he camps within spitting distance, hence the name the golden triangle, some years it has been known for the quantity to exceed the capacity!!!

Some of the tents are down slope of the cess pit.  Smokie knows.

Sounds a bit dangerous to me, waking up in the morning with your tent flying down a slope in a 'log' rolling competition. It gives a whole new meaning to the idea of a portable toilet tent. What a stinker. I, on the other hand, abide approx one minute from the latrines opposite the hole in the wall, on flat ground of course. Where any self respecting person might want to visit for tiffin. Seated 'neath the gazebo...pleasant. One does occasionally receive visitors, and I may add pleased to do so.

Martini...