Club Arnage
November 17, 2024, 06:34:22 am *
Welcome, Guest. Please login or register.
Did you miss your activation email?

Login with username, password and session length
News: … welcome to the Club Arnage Le Mans forum …
 
   Home   Help Search Calendar Login Register  
Pages: [1] 2   Go Down
  Print  
Author Topic: This is another way to go to Le mans...  (Read 7379 times)
Andy Zarse
CA Veteran
Club Arnage Master
*******
Offline Offline

Posts: 5034



View Profile
« on: March 02, 2006, 02:18:59 pm »

What about these cheeky f*ckers eh?

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/2-Free-Tickets-24-hrs-Le-Mans-2006-June-Read-Deal_W0QQitemZ6609921887QQcategoryZ10054QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

You bid good money on ebay for the chance to be a chauffeur/dogsbody for the weekend. Then you drive back through the night getting back to Rainham, Essex around the 05.30. They take a deposit, presumably so any damage to the van or it's contents can be charged to you. You'd have to be mad!
Logged

I wouldn't sit there if I were you, it's still a bit wet.
Matt Harper
CA Veteran
Club Arnage God
******
Offline Offline

Posts: 1257



View Profile
« Reply #1 on: March 02, 2006, 03:10:40 pm »

Indentured servitude, springs to mind. What a set of w**k*rs. Drive your own fucling van, ya bunch of jerk-offs!
Logged

If it\'s good and fast, it won\'t be cheap. If it\'s fast and cheap, it won\'t be good. If it\'s good and cheap, it won\'t be fast.
Lawnmower Man
Homme de Tondeuse! 42%
Administrator
Club Arnage God
*******
Offline Offline

Posts: 2231


I'd rather have another Tropillama!


View Profile WWW
« Reply #2 on: March 02, 2006, 03:15:22 pm »

It's a joke right?
Logged

La Légend s` écrit sous vos yeux.
jpchenet
CA Veteran
Club Arnage Master
*******
Offline Offline

Posts: 4516



View Profile
« Reply #3 on: March 02, 2006, 03:34:04 pm »

I'm confused as to how you get two FREE tickets when they are asking you to bid on an auction?Huh

I hope the winner gives them the details of a cancelled credit card and does a runner with their van!
Logged
Robspot
CA Veteran
Club Arnage God
******
Offline Offline

Posts: 1235


View Profile
« Reply #4 on: March 02, 2006, 03:42:11 pm »

They look like a bunch of c**ts as well!
Logged

I always stay too long. Long enough for something to go wrong
Bob U
CA Veteran
Club Arnage Master
*******
Offline Offline

Posts: 3614


You're either at Le Mans, or waiting for Le Mans!


View Profile
« Reply #5 on: March 02, 2006, 03:44:16 pm »

Le Mans-ites?   Le Mans-ites?  I am not now, never have been and never will be a f**k*ng Le Mans-ite.
 Llama maybe  LeManster maybe  Le Man-ite bollocks
Logged

There is a corner of a foreign field that will be forever England ------ Houx Annexe
  
And the bastards have built on it.
Lawnmower Man
Homme de Tondeuse! 42%
Administrator
Club Arnage God
*******
Offline Offline

Posts: 2231


I'd rather have another Tropillama!


View Profile WWW
« Reply #6 on: March 02, 2006, 03:52:44 pm »

Le Mans-ites?   Le Mans-ites? 

No Bob!

Their Le Man-ites.  I don't have a clue what a Le Man-ites are unless it's french for Jokers.

t
Logged

La Légend s` écrit sous vos yeux.
SmithA
CA Veteran
Full Member
***
Offline Offline

Posts: 210

smithytours.co.uk


View Profile WWW
« Reply #7 on: March 02, 2006, 04:17:27 pm »

i just hope and prey that no one is stupid enough to take up this "experience"

what a complte and utter bunch of jumped up never comed down spunk less spine less turd burglars

sorry if this offends, please feel free to moderate as required.
Logged

LM 00, 01, 02, 03, 04, 05, 06, 07 - LMS Silverstone 05 - Donington 06 - Jarama 06 - Monza 07 - Valencia 07 - Silverstone 07
Bob U
CA Veteran
Club Arnage Master
*******
Offline Offline

Posts: 3614


You're either at Le Mans, or waiting for Le Mans!


View Profile
« Reply #8 on: March 02, 2006, 04:19:43 pm »

I dread to think what will be in that van. The sellers other items for sale include

   a WW2 tin helmet, a gas mask and a British Rail detonater carrier.

Sounds like the buyer will end up as Wheel-man for a bunch of terrorists
Logged

There is a corner of a foreign field that will be forever England ------ Houx Annexe
  
And the bastards have built on it.
jpchenet
CA Veteran
Club Arnage Master
*******
Offline Offline

Posts: 4516



View Profile
« Reply #9 on: March 02, 2006, 04:48:43 pm »

Quote

Friday night we go out to dinner, one of you will be the nominated driver and will have their food paid for. 

(We reserve the right to not take up this option).


So you stay sober all day on Friday only for them to say "sorry, we've changed our minds" And if the driver gets his food paid for, what happens to the other driver? Does he get left at the campsite on his own?
Logged
Black Granny
CA Veteran
Sr. Member
****
Offline Offline

Posts: 326


Please give generously, You know it makes sense!


View Profile
« Reply #10 on: March 02, 2006, 05:35:04 pm »

Can you imagine the reaction of the security personnel at the ferry port when they ask the question "Did you pack the vehicle yourself and did anyone put anything in for you?"
Logged

Mines a Gin & Tonic
garyfrogeye
CA Veteran
Club Arnage God
******
Offline Offline

Posts: 1374


I'm a messy Houx Annexer


View Profile
« Reply #11 on: March 02, 2006, 05:45:59 pm »

When Customs discovour 10kg of coke stuffed into the spare wheel,  the excuse
"I bought it off a load of blokes off ebay for £2.50"
may sound a bit lame!
Logged

If I was you, I wouldn't start from here
Nordic
CA Veteran
Club Arnage God
******
Offline Offline

Posts: 2441


View Profile WWW
« Reply #12 on: March 02, 2006, 06:01:03 pm »

Seems a bit cheeky, (the guy on the right looks a right dullard),

However as a slight defence all proceeds are going to Age Concern, a charity that some of team Vargus may be taking advantage soon.
Logged

Some people will tell you that slow is good - and it may be, on some days - but I am here to tell you that fast is better.
H S Thompson 1937 - 2005
Robbo SPS
CA Veteran
Club Arnage Master
*******
Offline Offline

Posts: 2762


Go Your Own Way


View Profile WWW
« Reply #13 on: March 02, 2006, 06:15:09 pm »

I'm confused as to how you get two FREE tickets when they are asking you to bid on an auction?Huh

I hope the winner gives them the details of a cancelled credit card and does a runner with their van!

Had to do something simular to stop being fleeced by a hire company in andorra.

I'd even PAY someone to drive my bus down ?
Logged

Take life by the horns and live it.
BigH
CA Veteran
Club Arnage God
******
Offline Offline

Posts: 1614


They've lumps of it round the back.


View Profile
« Reply #14 on: March 02, 2006, 07:02:02 pm »

Well I think it's just fantastic.
Can you just imagine the kind of people he'll get bidding for this one? The phrase "we were just outside Barstow when the drugs took hold" comes to mind. I don't think it would take someone with the cunning of a foxes turd to rip them right off. They won't be grinning cheesily at the camera and saying bottoms up! when they get back to the campsite and find an empty pitch and two long skid marks. Some people eh?
While I'm on, both mine, and it seems Mr Zarse's periniums are in a truly quite shocking state right now. Can I start the bidding at £5.00 and the lucky winner gets to apply a generous helping of some sort of cream or unguent to them? The price is not for the cream you understand, but the "experience". You can stay sober and do it in a restaurant if you want.
H

Logged

Always with the negative waves Moriarty, always with the negative waves...
Pages: [1] 2   Go Up
  Print  
 
Jump to:  

Powered by MySQL Powered by PHP Valid XHTML 1.0! Valid CSS!