The Sebring Thread

[Robspot]

Dear Sebringers

As you may or may not be aware (and even if you are aware it has become apparent that you don't care), not everyone on this site is lucky enough to be able to jet off to Florida for a couple of weeks of festivities and motor racing.

In order to prevent further depression of otherwise happy-go-lucky individuals (myself and Piglet to name two!) please would you keep your Sebring comments to this thread alone and leave all of the other threads 'boast' free.

YOU BUNCH OF HEARTLESS BASTARDS 

[Bob U]

Seconded 

[Steve Pyro]

Did I say I'm off to Sebring in 2 weeks TODAY 

Did I say I'm off to Sebring in 2 weeks TODAY 

Did I say I'm off to Sebring in 2 weeks TODAY 

Did I say I'm off to Sebring in 2 weeks TODAY 

Did I say I'm off to Sebring in 2 weeks TODAY 

Did I say I'm off to Sebring in 2 weeks TODAY 

Did I say I'm off to Sebring in 2 weeks TODAY 

Did I say I'm off to Sebring in 2 weeks TODAY 

[Robspot]

To be fair, I can't remember you mentioning it 

[Bob U]

Steve, I don't recall you mentioning whether you went last year or not

BTW that was a comprehensive win you had for February, the biggest wiinning margin. Congrats. As Ian Dury said "There aint half bin some clever bastards"

[Andy Zarse]

Did I mention I'll be off to India to watch the cricket on the 14th?  

[Bob U]

Did I mention I'll be off to India to watch the cricket on the 14th?  

Ah, Andy, if you are  anywhere where you can pick me up a call to prayer alarm I would be most grateful. Have a great trip

[Steve Pyro]

As Ian Dury said "There aint half bin some clever bastards"

(Lucky bleeders, lucky bleeders).

[Doris]

Did I say I'm off to Sebring in 2 weeks TODAY 

Did I say I'm off to Sebring in 2 weeks TODAY 

Did I say I'm off to Sebring in 2 weeks TODAY 

Did I say I'm off to Sebring in 2 weeks TODAY 

Did I say I'm off to Sebring in 2 weeks TODAY 

Did I say I'm off to Sebring in 2 weeks TODAY 

Did I say I'm off to Sebring in 2 weeks TODAY 

Did I say I'm off to Sebring in 2 weeks TODAY 

Me too.

Life is good!!!  

Did I mention I'll be off to India to watch the cricket on the 14th?  

Ah, Andy, if you are anywhere where you can pick me up a call to prayer alarm I would be most grateful. Have a great trip

Andy - Enjoy the cricket.

Bob - I may be able to get you an alarm clock if Andy isn't able to.  I have a friend who travels to the Middle East quite a lot.  Let me know.

[Steve Pyro]

Ah, Andy, if you are anywhere where you can pick me up a call to prayer alarm I would be most grateful. Have a great trip

Bob - I may be able to get you an alarm clock if Andy isn't able to.  I have a friend who travels to the Middle East quite a lot.  Let me know.

  LOL That's brought back memories of LMES Silverstone.  First class.  I'll have one too.

[Bob U]

Thanks Doris will do.

I think HA will really appreciate it, especially if I rig it up to a PA.

Have you got a final figure for your sponsorship yet?

[Andy Zarse]

Steve, you must be psychic. Only last week I bought the Best Of Ian Dury CD. It's a triumph of poetic lyrics. An appropriate one for an Essex lad like you might by the one that goes:

Oi Oi!
Good evening i'm from essex
in case you couldn't tell
my given name is Dickie, I come from Billericay
and I'm doing very well

had a love affair with Nina
in the back of my Cortina
a seasoned up hyena could not have been more obscener
she took me to the cleaners
and other misdemeanours
but I got right up between her
rum and her Ribena

well, you ask Joyce and Vicki
if candy-floss is sticky
I'm not a blinking thicky
I'm Billericay Dickie
and i'm doing very well

I bought a lot of brandy
when I was courting Sandy
took eight to make her randy
and all I had was shandy
another thing with Sandy
what often came in handy
was passing her a 'Mandy'
she didn't half go bandy

so you ask Joyce and Vicki
if I ever took the mickey
I'm not a flipping thicky
I'm billeicay dickie
and I'm doing very well

I'd rondez-vouez with Janet
quite near the Isle of Thanet
she looked more like a gannet
she wasn't half a prannet
her mother tried to ban it
her father helped me plan it
and when I captured Janet she bruised her pomegranet

so you ask Joyce and Vicki
if i ever shaped up tricky
I'm not a blooming thicky
I'm Billericay Dickie
and I'm doing very well

you should never hold a candle if you don't know where it's been
the jackpot is in the handle on a normal fruit machine

so you ask Joyce and Vicki
who's their brickie
I'm not a common thicky
I'm Billericay Dickie
and I'm doing very well

I know a lovely old toe-rag obliging and noblesse
kindly, charming shag from Shoeburyness

my given name is Dickie
I come from Billericay
I thought you'd never guess

so you ask Joyce and Vicki
a pair of squeaky chickies
I'm not a flaming thicky I'm Billericay Dickie
and I'm doing very well

oh golly, oh gosh come and lie on the couch
with a nice bit of posh from Burnham-on-Crouch

my given name is Dickie, I come from Billericay
and I ain't a sloutch

so you ask Joyce and Vicki
about Billericay Dickie
I ain't an effin' thicky
you ask Joyce and Vicki
and I'm doing very well

I'm not of course implying you had a love affair with Nina in the back of your Cortina. Although you might have done back in those heady days...

[Andy Zarse]

Did I mention I'll be off to India to watch the cricket on the 14th?  

Ah, Andy, if you are  anywhere where you can pick me up a call to prayer alarm I would be most grateful. Have a great trip

Will do my level best; I have several orders.

[Steve Pyro]

Andy, I had a grey Mk3 Cortina many years ago - 'nuff said 

[Robspot]

http://www.mosqueclock.com/product_info.php?cPath=29&products_id=33&osCsid=763e3cb2e74a7f34a1f731ecf4db1814

Or you could get one here