Private Message!

[Andy Zarse]

I got naff all either and frankly, Mrs Aziz, I'm a bit insulted at being left out. Sorry to hear about your dead husband though.

[garystout]

Dont be, methinks shes fibbing 

[Fax]

Well now I know why I got that message from Awa looking for singles in Cincinnati, her hubby kicked off!
Fax

[johnevans3]

Since we are into chain letters and scams here and seems like most of us have gotten the "Nigerian Windfall", I thought I would share one of the most PRODUCTIVE ones that I had gotten in the past.

Dear Friend:
This letter is being sent to you for we know you are critically interested in your lawn.

This is a fertilizer club, and it will not cost you a cent to join.  Upon receipt of this letter, go to the address at the top of the list and sh*t on the front lawn.  You will not be the only one there, so don’t be embarrassed.  Then cross the first name off the top of the list, and add your name to the bottom.  Next make five copies of this letter and send them to five of your best friends.  You will not get any money or checks but within one week, if the chain is not broken, there will be 9,246 people sh*tting on your front lawn.  Your real reward will come next summer when your lawn will be the greenest lawn in your neighborhood.

Don’t break the chain.

Mr. Harry Butt                 Mrs. Lucy Bowles             Mrs. Ophellia Crap
123 Sewer Lane                28 Bed Pan Lane               411 Enema Lane

Mr. A. Bigger Movement          Mrs. Charles Syringe         Miss Smelly B. Hind
90 Rectum Road         2 Suppository Alley           276 Diarrhea Way

Mr. O. Howie Farts                    Mrs.  Tooka Pee
297 Fertilizer Road                    734 Running Loose Way

[Stu]

I just get emails for Viagra and other drugs. Its not the viagra I want, its a loose woman.

[Mr. Invincible Mou]

I just get emails for Viagra and other drugs. Its not the viagra I want, its a loose woman.

  I must get 100 emails a day from the loose women (mainly Russian), as well as the viagra merchants and African politician widows 

[jpchenet]

I just get emails for Viagra and other drugs. Its not the viagra I want, its a loose woman.

From what we saw on HA in 2003 Stu you don't need a "loose" woman