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Snoring Rhino
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Beer sense - Don’t know where this quote comes from but it explains a lot to me.
"Well ya see, Norm, it's like this... A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells.
Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers."
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Very Good
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Drinking can be hazardous to your health.....
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August 24, 2005, 11:30:56 pm »
so whats your excuse?
I see your a yabb god now....
oh to have more time.....
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Most excellent
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August 25, 2005, 09:01:10 pm »
>Beer sense - Don’t know where this quote comes from but it explains a lot to me.<
I think it was a quote from the thinking man's philosopher, Cliff Clavin. Some years ago in "Cheers"©
And so very true, too....
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