Toad...Brown...badgers..mad as...
strong Smokie, a bit strong that..
Mr Toad might have a slight fixture clash here. Will your intended visit clash with the "Flight Of The
Red Lovelies" in the towncentre?
Oh dear I do hope not as it has been one of my ambitions for years to participate in the ritual of the Hawaiian Tropics, if only to find out what the hell it is all about.
One day, tucked into my wicker bath chair I want to be able to tell my grandson, "Oh yes my dear boy, once I was priveleged to meet not only fran but also the Hawaiian Tropic Girls"
Add to this my wish to visit the shrine to the Beermountain, the Hospitality suite/casino chez JPChenet and the legendary Brethren (although maybe not the granny from hell of old!) and the "self preservation society"
It is looking as if I will have to arrange collecting my old age pension abroad even next year to squeeze it all in!
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