New for this year,
A Le Mans virgin - My Brother in Law,
A much quieter trip as i have dropped the minibus full of piss heads that I have taken the last 4 years in favour of a) my brother in law, b) a cheaper trip, and c) a more comfortable trip.
A new digital SLR camera, which should relight my enthusiam to try and take racing pictures there again.
A better knowledge of putting names to faces at the Shampoo bar, thanks to the mainy that turned up at Sebring ! You know who you are !
(Did i mention i went to Sebring !)
A diesel Audi A4 to travel in comfort rather than a knackered old minibus that struggled up hills.
Hopefully a nice new Motley Crue tour shirt from the concert the night before my ferry to LM !
Things from last year or previous years that I won't have this year, mainly due to not taking the mini bus full of piss heads.
1) People pissing in freezer bags and throwing them out the window or emptying them out the window when there is an open top car driving behind !
2) Pulling over on the N138 on the edge of Le Mans for someone to have a piss, only for someone else to get out, drop his pants and have a sh*t on the verge in full view of us and on coming traffic.
3) One of the passengers hanging his bare arse out the front window of the mini bus for the first 30 miles out of Le Mans on the N138.
4) Stopping in traffic on the N138, the lads getting out for a piss, so i drove on in the traffic with them running behind trying to catch up. One of them with his pants round his ankles.
5) Coming back to the mini van after the parade to find out that one of the lads has followed through on a fart and soiled his under crackers. The said under crackers were then placed under the windscreen wipers of a French taxi that was parked up when we left. (I had to talk them out of putting them on the windscreen of a British owned Ferrari ! )
