can everyone please stop with the young'est coments! its starting to wear thin, ok?
Calm down dear, it's only a website.
The point is, Moped boy my lad, is that you are conversing here with a load of seasoned, top-league, hardened drinkers. We have been there, seen it, drunk it and fallen over it since before you were even so much as a twinge in your dad's groin.
People on this famous forum have been shot at, arrested, chased down the street and across fields, chased by gays with no trousers on through the woods, broken limbs, fallen into ditches, been stripped naked, had their genitals written on, ended up in hospitals, thrown out of pubs, clubs, bars, chemists, casinos, McDonalds and all manner of other establishments, been found upside down in wheely bins, thrown up all over themselves, shat themselves, pissed themselves and goodness knows what else, all as a result of drinking. And that was just at pre-qualifying. I myself have been known to drink enough to kill a goat.
Thusly we are hardly likely to be impressed with the drinking yarns of a fourteen year old three-pot screamer. What I am trying to say, in the nicest possible way, is that you should not be trying to teach your Grandmother to suck eggs. Or your Grandfather how to drink beer.
That said, your presence on the forum is most welcome, and quite you clearly have the makings of very fine Le Mans (note spelling!) material in the years to come. Think of it like being in the "Liverpool Bootroom", your apprenticeship. Certainly if you persevere and learn from your elders and betters, with any luck you'll have threadveins on your nose and acid reflux disease by the time you're thirty. Stick with it, watch and learn and know your place in the pecking order and my son, someday you shall be Alpha Male too.
Salut!
