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« on: April 26, 2005, 02:33:10 pm »

A'right folks, second and generally scruffier half of Team Cannonball checkin in and profusely apologisin for the presence of my wench this year - she made me! Frankly it's the locals I feel sorry for - slightest hint of an accent and she starts frothin at the knickers. Anyways, due to car problems relatin to my Corsa o' Doom ie it's sh*t, I'll be scabbin a ride with Jay and pitchin up on the Thursday. Then throwin up on the Friday. Damn undercooked chicken...
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« Reply #1 on: April 26, 2005, 02:44:44 pm »

A'right folks, second and generally scruffier half of Team Cannonball checkin in and profusely apologisin for the presence of my wench this year - she made me!

Madness. Sheer Madness. Capt we've had the women at LM debate on CA several times in the past. There are some horro stories I can tell you. Be it on your own head.
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« Reply #2 on: April 26, 2005, 05:24:16 pm »

Oi watch it Mr Zarse!!  Angry - or does that only apply to "wife/girlfriend" type women?  

I clearly remember helping out a poor vomitty type chap at Houx Annexe one year when his so called mates ran off squealing like babies as he keeled over n turned his stomach inside out beside the bbq... poor bloke would have probably done an Elvis if i hadnt been there with my womanly ways.  Smiley

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« Reply #3 on: April 26, 2005, 05:46:22 pm »

Oh God, now we'm fer it. She be talking about womanly ways....... Shocked
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« Reply #4 on: April 26, 2005, 07:36:16 pm »

Oh God, now we'm fer it. She be talking about womanly ways....... Shocked

Bill yum may well be fer it on HA kidder, but there's no womanly ways to be had on MB. Gay ways, yes, obviously the BigH, PM, Smokie, JPC teams etc camp there. And indeed Team Zarse nearly suffered the indignity of "womanly ways" last year. One of our number cut the back out of a blow up doll and with the help of a lot of sweat and talcum powder managed to climb inside. Once he had been carpet taped up, it was mildly amusing to see his old fella dangling out of the "realistic front orifice" and his tongue poking out of the doll's rictus grin. The eyes were mad too. Fortunately I don't have a photograph of the sorry episode.
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« Reply #5 on: April 26, 2005, 10:10:22 pm »

Fortunately I don't have a photograph of the sorry episode.

Sounds like a challenge for Steve Brown to me... Wink
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« Reply #6 on: April 26, 2005, 10:22:52 pm »

Fortunately I don't have a photograph of the sorry episode.

Sounds like a challenge for Steve Brown to me... Wink

There's this -



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« Reply #7 on: April 26, 2005, 10:24:37 pm »


Or possibly this....?

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« Reply #8 on: April 27, 2005, 01:15:21 pm »

Never was there a man more capable of rising to a challenge! Cheesy


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