Found in US Post Office Most Wanted Criminals

[johnevans3]

....and good it was.  Very tasty, nice drink to start the day.

[Andy Zarse]

All this talk of cider reminds me of a tramp joke I heard. (a tramp is a hobo John, and in the UK they have a strong affinity for cheap white cider and/or cheap super strength lager)

A publican is shutting for the night when there is a knock at the door. When he answers, a tramp asks him for a tooth-pick. He gives him the tooth-pick and tramp goes off. A few minutes later there is another knock on the door. When he answers there is another tramp there who also asks him for a tooth-pick. He gets the tooth-pick and off he goes. There is a third knock at the door, and a third tramp. The publican says, "Don't tell me, you want a tooth-pick too". "No, a straw". The publican gives him a straw but is curious why he wants it, so he asks the tramp why he wants a straw and not a toothpick. "Some bloke just threw up outside but all the good stuff is gone already."

[Chris24]

The Five a Side Football team -

Steve, looks like you can't count, because I count six a side on that picture.

[Steve Pyro]

We had a reserve you know - most good teams always make allowance for injury or inability to play due to alcohol poisoning.

[jpchenet]

You will also note that only 5 of us have Breakfast Cider.  

[johnevans3]

Regarding the picture of Rick Cutler breaking into the trunk of Smokie's car, he is lucky he didn't run into this guy.  This is becoming standard equipment on more and more cars in the US.

http://gprime.net/video.php/trunkmonkey2