Anyone fancy a larf 2nite?

[Mr. Rick]

Probably digging my own grave here but if you tune into Ideal World tonight (17th March) @ 11pm, yours truly is appearing as a "male model" and having some of my leg hair removed!!!!

I kid you not  

Sky ch. 634, Freeview ch. 22

[DavidsDad]

  Sorry, Rick, I suffered demonstrations of "amazing! fantastic!! incredible!!! unbelievable!!!! things such as cardigan coats, slimming tights and "by listening to you, the viewers, the all new high-waisted slimming knickers" ( just who do they think they're kidding?), seven piece hair brush sets "complete with its own super-quiet hair drier" , make-up bricks etc, it for about 20 minutes.  

Then decided I needed to get my life back, so I missed you.  Sorry.

I bet you were amazing! fantastic!! incredible!!! unbelievable!!! though.  

And I hope they paid you a LOT of money.

Thanks for the experience though,  I'd never actually watched one of those channels before for more than a couple of secionds.   I suppose it performs some sort of service to those who don't or can't get out much.

[Mr. Rick]

Ha ha!!! Can't believe anyone actually watched!! Thanks tho' DD!!

I was on about 20 mins in I think and after 5 minutes I'd broken the product!!!! Some rather cunning quick thinking by the producer cut away as the end fell off (the device, not my leg).

And no, I didn't get paid. Well not in hard cash, got a stack of goodies for my trouble (Black Granny, if you are reading this, no I'm not declaring them as gifts in kind!!) and some kudos with the powers that be at the new job.

Was a hoot and an experience I will never forget. Sadly neither has my wife and I was nearly consigned to the spare room with my nice smooth legs  

[Black Granny]

And no, I didn't get paid. Well not in hard cash, got a stack of goodies for my trouble (Black Granny, if you are reading this, no I'm not declaring them as gifts in kind!!) and some kudos with the powers that be at the new job.

Come on!
For that amount of humiliation even we can turn a blind eye every now and then!

[Mr. Rick]

Come on!
For that amount of humiliation even we can turn a blind eye every now and then!

Phew, I can sleep again now (well, when the regrowth isn't itching anyway!!)