Andy, you only have to look at her to realise you don't chuck a bird that looks like her or you would be accused of either being blind, totally insane or gay.
Bob
It might just be me, but as I drift into my forties, all girls of Uni age suddenly seem staggeringly attractive. Even the plug ugly ones.
When I was your son's age I went out for a short while with a bird who frankly was an absolute stunna. I packed her in cos her legs weren't quite right, I think they were about an inch short of what I'd have called utter perfection, oh and I wasn't into blondes at the time. What a twat! I'd sell my own mother for something like that these days. So you're proabably right, the lad's drive to Warwick is worth it, even if only to provide some happy memories when he gets to middle age.
I'm just off to the lavatory for a while.....
Andy Z
PS He'd be wise not to take up BigH's generous offer, necrotic epididimitis might be big but it ain't clever.
