Man's Life Before and After Marriage

[Steve Pyro]

Before Marriage

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[Steve Pyro]

After Marriage

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[Steve Pyro]

Ring any bells ?

[critchetti]

 

[critchetti]

 

[nopanic - neil]

When I was a hairy arsed youth, doing my apprenticeship, I was told the following -

When you get married, get a big glass jar and put in by your bed.

During the first year of marriage, every time you get your leg over, put a dried pea in the jar,

In the second year, every time you get your leg over, take a pee out of the jar...

You can guarantee, by the time you die, your still taking dried peas out of the jar. 

[Leftie]

On the 3rd June 1978 I wed my darling wife Ruth.

In front of the whole congration, the Minister said to me, " Jerry, whatever happens throughout your life life. You will always have the last 2 words...................... Yes Dear"

29yrs later, I still can't prove him wrong!!

Man or Mouse?

But I do have my boat to ecape in and she hates sailing, I do have my GT6 that she hates, I do have my BWM 740 that she refuses to get in.

Man or Mighty Mouse?

Lifes a bitch, aint it?

Jerry

[termietermite]

If Mr T said "Yes, Dear" to me, he'd probably get clocked! (Not that he would.)

[MIKE C (Liverpool Boys)]

When you are married.
You are always is the s-it but the depth veries.

[termietermite]

Blimey, you lot have some odd relationships!