Who's a cunning linguist?

[Steve Pyro]

How to say "Oh my god! There's an axe in my head" in various languages

Afrikaans: O God!  Daar's 'n byl in my kop!
Alsatian: Lever Gott! Es esch a Axe en miner Kopf!
Assyrian: iliya pashum ina reshimi bashu
Babylonian: iliya pashu ina reshiya bashu
Bengali: Oh Allah! Amar mathar upor bash poreche.
Bosnian: boje moj! sjekira mi je u glavi.
Danish: Oh min gud! Der er en oekse i mit hoved.
Dutch: O, mijn God! Er zit een bijl in mijn hoofd.
English: Oh my god! There's an axe in my head.
Esperanto: Mia Dio!  Hakilo estas en mia kapo!
Middle Egyptian: in Amun! iw minb m tp-i!
Finnish: Voi Luoja! Paassani on kirves!
French: Mon dieu! Il y a une hache dans ma tete.
German: Oh mein Gott! Ich habe eine Axt im Kopf!
Ancient Greek: O Theos mou! Echo ten labrida en te mou kephale!
Greek: hristo mou!  eho ena maheri sto kefa li mou!
Hebrew: Eloi!  Yesh'li ca-sheel ba-rosh sheh-li!
Hindi: Hay Bhagwaan!  Mere sar mein kulhaadi hain.
Hungarian: Jaj Istenem, de fejsze van a fejemben!!
Icelandic: Gud minn godur!  Thad er o:xi i ho:fdinu a mer.
Indonesian: Waduh! Ada kampak didalam kapala saya!
Irish: Mo Dhia!  Ta' tua sa mo cheann.
Italian: Dio mio! C'e' un' ascia nella mia testa!
Klingon: ghay'cha'! nachwIjDaq betleH tu'lu'!
Latin: Deus Meus! Securis in capite meo est.
Latvian: Ak Dievs! Man ir cirvis galva!
Maori: Ave Te Ariki! He toki ki roto taku mahuna!
Marathi: Aray Devaa!  Majhyaa dokyaat kurhaad aahay.
Norwegian: Herre Gud! Jeg har en oeks i hodet!
Polish: O Moj Boze! Mam siekiere w glowie!
Portuguese: Meu Deus! Tenho um machado na cabeca!
Russian: Bozhe moi! Eto topor v moyei golove!
Slovenian: Moj Bog! Sekiro imam v glavi.
Spanish: Dios mio! Hay una hacha en mi cabeza!
Swahili: Siyo! (Huko) Shoka yangu kichwanil!
Swedish: Ah, Herregud! Jag har en yxa i huvudet!
Tagalog: Ay Dios ko! May palakol sa ulo ko!
Thai: Ajo! dichan mii miid ni hua kah (spoken by a female)
Ajo! phom mii miid nihua krab (said by a male)
Visigothic: Meina guth, Ikgastaldan aqizi-wunds meina haubida
Welsh: A nuw!  Mae bywell yn fy mhen i!

[Bob U]

I'm only guessing but I bet you have had a really stressful week at work

[gibberish]

Have you actually got any boilers to inspect at the moment Steve?

[Steve Pyro]

Have you actually got any boilers to inspect at the moment Steve?

[SteveZarse]

Here's one for you Steve:

[Brad Zarse]

You know, depite the disaggreements,  I still would.........

[SteveZarse]

But even in the best photos of her, she still looks like she's got a bell's palsy! You're a sick man.

[Steve TTTD]

Not in *every* one Steve

http://www.vb-h.net/magazines/ts050005.jpg

or

http://www.vb-h.net/magazines/pm311003.JPG

[SteveZarse]

Sorry Steve, you'll have to do better than that (if it's possible). That first one's rather grainy, but if you look closely, you can see where they've put her mouth straight and airbrushed around it. And in the second, she's only managed to look at the camera with one eye!

She's got that "Oh mein Gott! Ich habe eine axt im kopf!" look.