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Gilles
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Morning Smile
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August 26, 2004, 08:42:38 am »
Bob is sitting at the coffee shop, staring morosely into his capuccino. Tom walks in and sits down. After trying to start a conversation several times and getting only distracted grunts, he asks Bob what the problem is.
"Well," said Bob, "I ran afoul of one of THOSE questions my wife asks. Now I'm in deep trouble at home." "What kind of question?" asked Tom.
"My wife asked me if I would still love her if when she was old, fat and ugly." "That's easy," said Tom. "You just say 'Of course I will!"
"Yeah," said Bob, "that's what I did, except I said 'Of course I DO.'"
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Le Mans is life, anything before and after is just waiting...
... it's not the taking part but the winning that counts !
Brad Zarse
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Drinking can be hazardous to your health.....
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August 26, 2004, 01:02:52 pm »
well its better than the last one Gilles...........
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You don't win Le Mans - you outlast it.
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August 26, 2004, 01:20:27 pm »
Sorry, it still doesn't compute...
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I don't care - I'm a racing driver and I'm here to win, not to finish third.
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August 26, 2004, 06:17:50 pm »
Big picture version with phonetics for hgb please???
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August 27, 2004, 12:44:47 pm »
Whats the difference between single women and married women ?
Single Women come home at night, look in the fridge, decide against snacking and go to bed .
Married women go home, look whats in bed and go to the fridge .
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