For the record, on eBay I recently bought a lovely set of glow-in-the-dark Thai love eggs autographed by Jacki Ickx. And purely for the novelty value, an old "Thunderer" 1950's reusable Bakelite condom, which had once belonged to Tazio Nuvolari. I'm still convinced there's a market for this sort of thing.
Still as perverse as ever, I see. Keep it up Andy