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Gibb

1. How did you know my psychiatrist is called Willy?
2. I'm stroingly influenced by logical positivism, not negativism.
3. I was drinking. The contents of the swimming pool, at my special "establishment".

Andy
1.  I am in discussions with Herr Willy regarding your current state of mind.  I'm keeping secret about how I know him.
2.  I suppose you'd have to be positively influenced in order to keep the Commer going.
3.  Your 'special establishment' as you call it, should probably be closed down with that sort of behaviour going on.

Keep well  

[Andy Zarse]

Never mind that, how did Robbo know Willy's wife is called Stella?  

[gibberish]

Never mind that, how did Robbo know Willy's wife is called Stella?  

I think he's been doing some snooping around.  I hear she's a very inebriating influence.  

[Andy Zarse]

If you had seen the crap & body fat that come out of the filters of commercial swimming pools & spas, trust me, you would never dip your toe in one again.

Hmm, I've just had a great idea!

Nordic, is it possible to separate the body fat from the hair and crap? If so, how much would about 5 Kgs of body fat cost me?

Hmmm...

[Nordic]

I think its possible, depends on the filters. The body fat is help in suspension in the waste water.

You would need to aquire the water and distill the juices to get the fat. 5kg may need alot of water, as a bye product you should get enough hair for a couple of wigs.

A better idea would be to look underneath a sauna bench,
you can scrape the fat of them, not bad on a bit of toast by all accounts.

Enjoy.

[Andy Zarse]

I think its possible, depends on the filters. The body fat is help in suspension in the waste water.

You would need to aquire the water and distill the juices to get the fat. 5kg may need alot of water, as a bye product you should get enough hair for a couple of wigs.

A better idea would be to look underneath a sauna bench,
you can scrape the fat of them, not bad on a bit of toast by all accounts.

Enjoy.

Thanks Nordic, great advice. Might give the wig thing a go, do think curly hair would suit me? Not sure about the toast idea though. ACK!