And The LORD Spake!!
"Jeez, Onan, put your tool away and log off now for chrissakes"
But it was too late for Onan, for God is sometime fickle and smote him down, laying his vengeance upon him. And St Nick blessed him with a touch of his Red Right Hand, before attending a hill climb at Shelsey.
H(allelujah).
I think Chris has got an industrial condition called White Finger (caused by continuous vibration), also Canary Fist (cause by Boddingtons) and now Red Right Hand. Never mind Joseph and his Technicolour Coat, it's Chris and his Arthrhitic Rhubarb and Custard wanking spanners.